What would it be like to live in the 1860's? I wouldn't like it because it looks like the shopping sucks.

These pictures were taken during the Civil War 1861-1865. The one above shows president Lincoln visting a battlefield in Maryland. It's really amazing that we have pictures from almost 150 years ago. It's really amazing how much things have changed, even in the past 50 years. Humanity has lived 1000's of years without any technological advances and then suddenly -only in the past 100 years or so, we have cars, computers, tv, and ipods. It's sort of scary the damage we have done only over a few decades. Global warming, nuclear weapons, overpopulation and depletion of resources. Something I find troubling is all the vaccines that they are coming up with. Sure, it's good to not have disease but I feel that if you start vaccinating against everything, people's immune systems are not going to be strong, then when a new disease comes about(which it will) we won't be able to fight it off. I could go on about the troubles of humanity for a long time, but I'm tired and going to bed.

It's so horrifying.

Other post titles:

"Get down girl, go head, get down"
"Why Kate Moss continues to do coke"
"Why the terrorists hate us"
"Jabba LIVES!"
"I'll suck your cock for $1000"
"RRRR"
"Pumps and a bump"
"My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps"
"I can't believe they banned trans fats"
"ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU"
"I start everyday with 3 sausage McGriddle's"
"She's fatter than the dude in PM Dawn"
"Anna Nicole lives"
"What ate Gilbert Grape"

I love Easter!

Easter is my favorite holiday.

I love everything about it. I love the religious part as well as the bunnies and chicks. I especially love the candy. Cadbury Eggs are my favorite.

I spent 3 Easters in London. I was in heaven! There were cadbury eggs everywhere!! McDonald's even had a cadbury egg McFlurry. It was delicious! In England, cadbury is the main chocolate brand. There were huge cadbury eggs, little cadbury eggs and medium cadbury eggs.

A great Easter book is, "The Little Rabbit". I have loved this book for as long as I can remember. Easter is on April 8th this year. Don't forget to go to church on April 1st for Palm Sunday.

DUMMIES SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

The movie, "DEAD SILENCE" which comes out March 16th, looks scary as hell. I would normally think this movie was really stupid, since it's about dolls coming alive but I was terrified of dummies when I was a small child. I remember being in a Toys R Us store and I couldn't even go down the isle that had the dummies in it. If anyone gave me a dummy I would make sure I got rid of it. I didn't want that thing coming alive in my room and killing me, and by the looks of this movie, I'm not the only person who thought this. There is a museum dedicated to ventriloquist's. Scary stuff.

Saturday Night Live is painful to watch

I'm watching SNL with Dwight from the "Office". I want to laugh but it's so bad. I haven't even cracked a smile. I could write a funnier show. It needs to be cancelled.

DMX is real-where my dawgs at!

DMX is crazy, yet sort of cool. What you bitches want!! He stole a car at JFK airport-that's real crazy yo! X gonna give it you!

Modest Mouse

The new Modest Mouse album is coming out March 20th. The werid thing about this is that Johnny Marr-formerly of the Smiths-has joined the band. The new song, "Dashboard" is really catchy. Listen to the guitar. Very Smiths like

Lazy Saturday

My head hurts. It starting hurting even before I woke up for the day. I think it's because my jaw is extremely messed up. My head always hurts on the right side, and my jaw locks on my right side. My dentist said it's only going to get worse. YEAH!! I think it's called TMJ and it is not covered by insurance. I could get a mouth gaurd but it's about $600 and who knows if that would even work, not to mention I probably wouldn't wear it because I don't think I could sleep with something like that. I cleaned for about 5 hours today. I really enjoy cleaning-which is sort of weird. I'm going to make some chicken soup(with liver) tomorrow. People think liver is so gross, and it kind of is. But meat is gross too. The only reason i eat liver is because my grandma used to put it in the chicken soup. It's weird because I'm the only one in my family who eats it.

Horny Oyster

If you are ever bored, wondering what to look at on the computer, you can check out this website. It sounds like a porn sight, but it actually has some really funny videos on it.

"The Office"

Weatherman

Remember Noah Francis from Fox news. Well, he was let go for some contract problem but he has a blog. Some of the stuff is sort of funny.(Paul-I know how much you love local newscasters)

It's that time of year again!!

North America tour information - true-to-you.net19 February 2007Morrissey will undertake a 40-date tour of North America beginning 27 April. Venue details and ticket prices will be announced within the next two weeks. Tickets for all concerts will go onsale on the same day.Support for all dates will be Kristeen Young.

BBQ

I love BBQ. The Dinosaur BBQ really made me appreciate it. I can't even come close to replicating any of their recipes but I would like to share a very simple recipe for BBQ pizza(using pork or chicken).

First, take a pork shoulder or a whole chicken and put it in a crock pot on low. Add some Dinosaur BBQ sauce, an onion and some cayenne pepper. Cook for about 13 hours(to make it very tender) Seperate meat from whatever gross stuff it's cooking in. Next, take some pre-made pizza dough(you can find it in the cheese section of the market). Form it into a pizza pan. Cook on 450 degrees for about 10 minutes(to crisp the crust). Take out of the oven and use Dinosaur BBQ sauce as the sauce. Sprinkle cayenne pepper, cut onion and the BBQ chicken or pork and cover with cheese(I like a mix of mozzarella and cheddar cheese). Cook for about 15 more minutes. Then it's done. I actually just ate a piece. Yum!

"If everyone smoke blunts and got high we'd see a world where nobody died"

Nickelback If Everyone Cared Lyrics
From underneath the trees, we watch the sky Confusing stars for satellites I never dreamed that you'd be mine But here we are, we're here tonight Singing Amen I, I'm alive (I'm alive) Singing Amen I, I'm alive [CHORUS] If everyone cared and nobody cried If everyone loved and nobody lied If everyone shared and swallowed their pride Then we'd see the day when nobody died I'm singing Amen I, Amen I, I'm alive Amen I,Amen I, Amen I, I'm alive And in the air the fireflies Our only light in paradise We'll show the world they were wrong And teach them all to sing along Singing Amen I, I'm alive (I'm alive) Singing Amen I, I'm alive [CHORUS (x2)] And as we lie beneath the stars We realize how small we are If they could love like you and me Imagine what the world could be If everyone cared and nobody cried If everyone loved and nobody lied If everyone shared and swallowed their pride Then we'd see the day when nobody died (x2) We'd see the day, we'd see the day When nobody died We'd see the day, we'd see the day When nobody died We'd see the day when nobody died

Wow! My life has changed because of this song. Maybe Mr. Kroeger wrote this song while he was smoking a bong in his swimming pool. Apparently, he also believes that smoking weed and doing "shrooms" will save the world as well. Here is a snippet of an article from "High Times".

Vancouver's tolerance for illegal organic delights has afforded Kroeger the opportunity to experiment with growing mushrooms (Nickelback's first hit single from The State, "Leader of Men," was written under the influence). "You can buy mushroom kits that have spores already in soil cake," he says. "It's moron-proof. Take it home, spray it and put it in the closet. In a week, put a light bulb over the top, plug it in every 12 hours, next thing you know there are beautiful mushrooms growing at an alarming rate. You use a growth hormone on the patty to enhance the fungus. You have to carefully gauge [the strength of] organic 'shrooms. You don't want to wreck your entire day." Recently, when Nickelback hit the road with 3 Doors Down, the bands bonded over bong hits. "I make it a habit to go bong shopping in every town," Kroeger explains. "I love big, beautiful glass bongs. When someone grabs it, takes a pull, then holds it away from themselves, they go, ‘That's gorgeous.' When we head back to Canada, we make sure the radio is on and we get nice and cooked. We do a big smoke session and give the bongs away." Kroeger gave his bong to 3 Doors Down's bassist, Todd Harrell, before crossing back into Canada. "It's a friendly tradition," he says. When he's not stuck on the tour bus or producing local band Default's debut, The Fallout, Kroeger can be found living out his rock star fantasy at home. "I'm lying in my pool on a floating chair with a bong in one hand, telephone in the other," he says, smiling. "I'm listening to Bob Marley and I'm looking up to the sky."

Now, I'm not saying that peace is a bad idea. It's a very unrealistic idea. This world is fucked up but are Nickelback really the people to tell us? This song is so dumb. "If everyone cared and nobody cried"? Crying is a part of human emotion. If you didn't cry you have a problem. Chad Kroeger gives a recipe for eternal life. I'm happy that smoking all that weed has made this wonderful revelation. Who knew eternal life was so easy to get? All me have to do and care and share and no one will die. Pretty sure that this planet whould cease to exisist if no one died.

SHIRTY

If you like shirts with dumb sayings click here. Some are actually sort of funny.

Yep, she's lost it.

Britney Spears shaved her head and got some stupid tattoo's. She really does not look good bald. Not like Sinead O'Connor. She's gone crazy. I guess it just shows that money doesn't buy class. WT all the way!

Jessica Alba is hot.

Danny Tanner would be proud.

David Bowie On Extras - Little Fat Man

Not that bad.

Why do tabloids always talk about how ugly Jennifer Aniston is. I think she's better looking that that skelator Angelina Jolie. Her boobs aren't bad. She's 38. She has a distinct look. Not everyone can have a perfect nose and ridiculous huge lips.

This one's called, "Girls with STD's"

Harry Potter is looking a bit "harry"

This seems a little disturbing to me. First off, this is not a good looking guy. Second, he's only 17. I don't know why he is almost naked but he really should keep his clothes on.

Dick In A Box

The Smiths - Still Ill

This video includes interviews with a young Morrissey and Marr. Of course I will get it and watch it drunkenly and get depressed. Actually, lots of people think Morrissey makes people depressed. That is not true at all. Morrissey takes human emotion and puts them into songs. Some songs poke fun at emotion and some take a more serious approach. An example of this is "Cemetery Gates" which basically talks about people who don't like sunny days and go to the cemetery and talk about poetry put to an upbeat tune. Then you have the song, "Suffer Little Children" which is a very sad song about murders that happened in Manchester England that took the life of 3 children.

Blades of Glory

I love Will Ferrell movies, although "Talladega Nights" wasn't very good at all. This movie appears to be more promising though. Will Arnett from "Arrested Development" is in this movie as well as Napolean Dynamite.

Rachel Ray might be cool?

Rachel Ray Gets Drunk and Rowdy
Rewind to December 3, 2005. At around 7:00 PM, Rachel Ray, along with seven others, went to Houston's Restaurant in the mall. They sat in a booth in the far right rear of the restaurant. Ray ordered fish and complained to the table it was dry. She was also drinking red wine and lots of it -- one source says a minimum of four big glasses. We're told Ray became "extremely loud and aggressive," and began dissing Oprah. Sources say she told the group about a portrait of Oprah that sits in the lobby of Harpo Productions in Chicago. It's from the movie "Beloved" and shows Winfrey's back, enhanced with scars. She's also wearing a skirt from the slavery era. Back at the table, sources say Ray launched into attack mode: "Why is she wearing slave drag? She obviously has problems being black." But Oprah wasn't Ray's only target. Sources say she told the group how much she liked Jennifer Aniston and then called Brad Pitt a "pussy boy." But her harshest comments were reserved for Angelina Jolie, calling her "a skanky, backdoor cunt."The Director of Publicity for Rachael Ray, Charlie Dougiello, said, "Rachael did attend the dinner referenced and enjoyed wine and good conversation with friends and colleagues. She denies making any of the comments referenced. In fact, there are several words that are attributed to Rachael that she has never uttered in her life." Dougiello added, "Neither in public nor in private has Rachael made a disparaging or cruel remark about her friend and mentor, Oprah, nor a celebrity couple she has never even met."Source
posted by Bricks and Stones at Wednesday, January 24, 2007


Okay, I'm not saying her so called, "racist remarks" are cool. But I do hate Oprah because I think she is a fake rich bitch. But she thinks the same as me when she talks about Angelina Jolie. Yeah!! I like to cook too!

fugalicious

Cardigans-My Favorite Game

This is a cool video.

dj shadow - organ donor

sounds a little like the beginning of the Nas song.

Murder on the dancefloor-SOPHIE ELLIS BEXTOR

Saints

There have been many known saints who do not decay. They remain completly intact. Some of these saints are on display. I want to learn more about this interesting phenomenon.

And she wonders why tabloids say she's a mess.

Nas - Hip-Hop is Dead

Nas references MC Shannon and MC Ren. Huh.

Wishing Well


About 4 minutes 30 seconds in listen for the blue hatchback. I don't really like this show but for some reason I think this scene is hilarious.

My dream is to have a flying squirrel.

Flying squirrels are adorable. You can order a flying squirrel on-line and keep them as pets. If I have a house one day maybe I will consider getting one.

Marijuana Kills

I'm so high right now, nothing can hurt me.

Jessica Alba is kind of hot.

WTF is this thing? I want one!!

Paris Hilton is useless.

There is not point to Paris Hilton being alive. She contributes nothing to society but making people interested in what a dumb slut she is. Somehow, someone who has done absolutly nothing except be a moron can make millions on top of the millions she already had. A nipple slip isn't even exciting because she is such a dumb cunt(and as I said before I don't use that term lightly).

Britney Spears is a drunk mess.

Really, what is she thinking? I understand that you were bred white trash but with all her money you would think she could at least have people who tell her that she looks like shit. She is also a stupid, neglectful mother who has no clue how to take care of children.

Angelina Jolie is a cunt(and I don't use that word lightly)

"I think I feel so much more for Madd and Zee because they're survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her...I met my other kids when they were 6 months old, they came with a personality. A newborn really is this...Yes, a blob! But now she's starting to have a personality...I'm conscious that I have to make sure I don't ignore her needs, just because I think the others are more vulnerable."

- Angelina Jolie in the new issue of U.K. Elle

Ok, there are many wrong things to this statement made by Ms. Pitt(and by the way, Brad Pitt doesn't have a soul-he just morphs into whatever woman he is dating). First off, this is your own flesh and blood and you try not to ignore her? SICK! Second, those children that she adopted have not been through anything. Sure, they may have come from poor countries but she adopted them when they were babies! They have only known life with a crazy bitch who thinks she is saving the world by adopting kids. Try adopting a fucking kid in the USA addicted to crack and retarded, then I might give you props. And who is Angelina Jolie to talk about struggle. She's grown up rich and never had to work for anything. And Brad Pitt- what an asshole. I really don't feel bad for movie stars or famous people but what he did to Jennifer Aninston was really horrible. You leave your wife and then knock up a woman right away and go on tv and magazines on how great your family is. Oh yeah, Angelina Jolie also has herpes.

Life Is a Pigsty

Sums up my life.

1982 - Ayds commercial

Yes, this is one of the famous TV commercials for Ayds, a simple diet candy that was supposed to help satisfy your cravings for something sweet long enough to keep you from raiding the fridge and eating higher-calorie items. Unfortunately for the company's marketing department, AIDS was starting to become a name known to the public and, well... Check out the woman's testimony from Schenectady on how Ayds helped her.

Ricky Gervais in an 80's band?

Click here if you would like to see Ricky Gervais in an 80's band called, "Seona Dancing". For all of you who aren't familar with Ricky Gervais, he wrote and starred in the British version of "The Office".

A picture of my parents and I when I was little. We all really loved Bon-Jovi

Funny Pictures

Pinky

This is so cute. Awww, I love when cats go wild. Actually, I just love this guys reaction.

R.I.P Max 1978-2006

Over the Thanksgiving weekend my dog died. It was very sad. I went to Philadelphia with my parents for Thanksgiving and we housed Max at the Burnt Hills Vet. We came back on Sunday night and my father was going to pick him up the next day. That night the vet called and said that Max was having seizures and they didn't think he would make it through the night and they recommended he be put down. My mother hesitated but agreed. I think that if he hadn't gone to the vet he would be still alive. Sure he was deaf, blind and senile but he knew our house and it was probably to much of a shock for him to be somewhere else. Maybe the house kept him alive somehow. Even though he was old and gross I will miss him. It just seems like another thing in my life that is gone. RIP Max-you will be missed.

I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants and if peeing in your pants is cool consider me Miles Davis

This is so disturbing yet hilarious!

Britney Spears is nasty!

Click here to see what I mean.

Now I want to try Absinthe!

I never feel good. I started to read up on why a person would never feel good on the internet. I learned that everyone has tons of parasites in their system and this can lead them to feel run down and sick. I say to my mother that I think I have a parasite. She has been seeing a nutrionist who also feels that everyone has parasites. She gives me Wormwood pills to take. She also gives me pumpkin seeds which are supposed to be good to get rid of parasites. So, I'm looking up Wormwood on the internet and learn that it's a toxic plant that the illegal liqour, Absinthe is made from. It's legal in Portugal. I wish I had tried it when I was there. Well, I guess I will see if it will make me feel better. Probably not, I never feel well.

After the perverted things I put on yesterday, here's some cute baby animals.

OH YES, these are the lyrics to an actual rap song from the early 90's by a member of NWA. WARNING-This is some really sick stuff!

MC Ren Behind The Scenes lyrics

Behind the ScenesNow this is the bitch who made straight A's,but never got a look out of the house back in de dayzand when she was at school she gave people dirty looks,she always carried books and thought me and my friends were crooks,you always see the bitch in her classes,she never wore pants she wore a dress and some glasses,teachers used to brag, she was the teacher's pet,and the nigguz used to brag how much they wanna get her wet,usless to aproach her coz she didn't talk,but you would say fuck it when you saw the bitch walk,ass hanging out by the pound,and that's the reason why niggaz wanted to get her panties down,she kept to herself in the hallways,and never looked at niggaz like all day,and when the last bell rung she was gone,so one day I decided to follow the bitch home,her mother was at work she would'nt get home 'till 6,so it was time for ren to put the bitch in the mix, cuz back in the school it was every nigguz dream,so now it's time to get a closer look behind the scene!all the pimps, the hores, the pulldaggers, the cocksuckers,gave 100$ bill just to seenow I made it to her house but she would'nt let me in yo,so I said fuck it, snuck around to the window,she get into the room and start to undress,now I'm biting on my lips saying damn this bitch is blessed!the doorbell rung, it was the nextdoor neighbor,and he was asking her, could she do him a favour,she grabbed de nigga's hand and took him in the room,and layed on the back as he fucked her with a broom, he said he wanted to go but then she said,she wanted him to eat the pussy so she grabbed his head,and he started eating it like a thanksgiving dinner,he made the bitch come and then he put his dick up in her,she scratched up his back with her claws,but she was screaming so loud he had to gag her with his draws,and after they finished fucking yo the bitch took a shower,to wash off the sweat from the last half hour,the bitch put out some bud and then she started to smoke,took a swig of Jack Daniels and made a few lines of coke,the nigga said shit, gotta go,bcuz this innocent little girl is a ho!YO BEHIND THE SCENES!nobody in .. my neighborhood MiXnow I went back to school the very next day,and I knew that my niggaz won't believe what I had to say,I told them what I saw and nigguz said yeah right,so I told the mothafuckaz to come over there tongiht,now there's 10 real niggaz at her window,waiting to see a ho like at a matinee show they thought that I was lying cuz we waited 1 hour,and when we started to leave the bitch walked out da shower,ass hanging out as she laid on the bed,her bottomlips was hanging and she started fingerbanging,her daddy walked in and started beating her with a belt,the bitch was so hot she made the leather start to melt,but she was liking it,yelling daddy give it to me harder,then he took off all his clothes and start fucking his daughter,my niggaz outside did'nt believe what they would see-some,and when her mama got home, they turned into a threesome,her mama ate the pussy while her daddy doggystyled it,the family prayed together and they also laid together,I could'nt take no more cuz I was too much of a man,so I jumped right thru the window with my dick in my hand,The family didn't mind and kept doing what they was doing,cuz now it was even it was 2 against 2,and 'bout a couple minutes after I was in,all my niggaz jumped in all 10 yo behind the scenes!This is a bitch who did the whole crewyes daddy I love youShe like suckin' on dicks .. and lickin' up nut....and she'll even take a broomstick up the butt!

Sexual Dictionary

tt [adjective]: Extremely dominant 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

DURAN DURAN

Yes, that's right, I'm going to be seeing Duran Duran for the second time at the Palace Theater in Albany. I'm going with my friend Jill, who is also a big dork. I know I'm a little bit young to be a Duran Duran fan(most are now in their 40's) but I have liked them for probably about 13 years. I have all their CD's minus their new ones(they just aren't very good) and I even have a VHS video of them. Sure, Duran Duran may not have meaning or substance to any of their songs but they were fun. Tickets were ridiculously expensive. They were $68 each! They went on sale at 10 am and I know someone who tired to get tickets and 10:18 am and they were sold out!! Pretty good for an old washed up 80's band. Here is an un-edited video for "Girls on Film". WARNING! Contains nudity.

I want to hibernate for the winter.

I really would like to hibernate for about 6 months. I need some peace of mind and rest. Induce a coma(but make sure I don't get brain damage) and let me sleep. I am not looking forward to the holidays. Due to events that have happened over the past couple of years, holidays are just depressing. Speaking of depressing, I was driving home last night and saw a dead cat in the road. I cried and felt sick. On my way to work this morning, the cat was still there, causing me to be sick again. That was someone's pet and they just leave it in the road like a dead squirrel or something. People wouldn't leave a dead dog in the road, why a cat? On my way home from work today it was gone. Maybe the poor owners were looking for their cat and saw it smushed in the road.
I really hate winter. My body is not conditioned for the cold. I know I've lived in the northeast my whole life but I really hate cold and snow! I'm not looking forward to snow. I get very scared driving in it. Especially since I have two completely, dangerously bald tires now. Oh well, here's a picture of a one eyed cat and the video of the Smiths, "Girlfriend in a Coma".