THANK YOU

I need to thank a lovely man for my wonderful new computer(you know who you are ) Thank you. It even has an HD widescreen. Very good choice sir.

This one's for you ECP

Click here to see the Hoff(no, not that Hoff) drunk and eating a hamburger shirtless.

I have forgiven Jesus

One of Morrissey's best songs. Monday humiliation, Tuesday suffocation, Wednesday condescension, Thursday is pathetic, by Friday life has killed me. I can relate.

This guy is really a sick fuck.

I'm all for being weird, but this guy is just a sick fuck. A few months ago I was shopping at the lovely Carousel Mall in Syracuse NY for a present for my friend Jill. Jill's pretty weird, so I get her weird "joke" presents sometimes. Anyway, I went into Spencer's and there was this plush bunny for $1.50. It was called, "Bunnywith gaping butthole mouth", and it had an asshole for a mouth. It was so disturbing I needed to buy it. Needless to say, I didn't give it to Jill. Instead I tortured my good friend Bill with it(please don't throw it out). The so called "artist" who designed this sick thing is Alex Pardee. The butthole bunny isn't the only lovely creation this mental case decided to make. He has a whole line of "Bunnywith".

You're with me, leather

One of the best pick up lines ever!(I'm buying the shirt and wearing everytime I see you , Bill)

TWO MONTHS!

In almost exactly two months, I will be seeing Morrissey! I'm getting a little nervous becasue I pre-ordered my tickets on March 30th and they still haven't come. I'm going to see him at the Pines Theatre in Northampton MA. It's sort of an odd place for him to play but I'd much rather see him in a small venue than at Madison Square Garden.

DEAD SNAKES AND SAUERBRATEN

I'm on a bike riding web site!! I'm third from front. Thank god you can't really see me. Old woman were passing me.

I love warm weather! This weekend we took a hike to Kaaterskill Falls. I think that it is the highest point in the Catskills, but don't quote me on that. It's a 1/2 mile hike to the top, which doesn't seem like much but it's pretty rough terrian. There was still some ice, which made certain parts slick. The picture above is actually a picture I took on my cell phone. It's absolutly beautiful. On the way back we stopped in Prattsville at a place called Pratt Rock. There is a whole bunch of stuff carved in rock. I wouldn't recommend going out of your way for this one, but if you're in the area it's worth checking out.

I took a bike ride today and saw a dead snake. This isn't unusual for me. I always see snakes. When I went on a bike trip in Vermont last year, I saw a huge dead snake. No one saw it but me. I guess I'm lucky like that. Good thing is, when I see a dead or an alive snake I scream really loud and scare everyone around me.

I'm very full from eating a lovely german dinner at SCCC. It was good, but I could've made better. The saurbraten wasn't very tender and the red cabbage was very salty. I'm now watching the King of Queens , which is very funny. CSI Miami is next. I like to watch it just to laugh. This entry is really pointless.

I'm annoyed that I'm annoyed.

I hate watching the news....I know and talk about things I could care less about, such as Anna Nicole, Imus and Sanjaya. It annoys me that I even have an opinion on these things. It annoys me that I feel that I need to vent on these issues. First, I will talk about Anna Nicole.

Anna Nicole never had any talent. She was always white trash and she was a horrible person. She was so fucked up on pills all the time that she could barely speak. She married that old man just for his money. She fucked up and probably killed her poor son. I say this because they found methadone and other drugs that she was taking in his body. She was probably giving him her perscription drugs. She took drugs while she was pregnant and her baby probably will have effects from that. She lied about the father of her child and that shady lawyer of hers is rolling in money from this whole ordeal. It's sick that I even know that much about this.

I never liked Imus. My mother would watch him in the morning. I always found him annoying but never thought or cared about anything he did....until he used the term, "nappy haired ho's" Okay, that is not a nice thing to say, but I've heard much worse things said on tv and the radio. It's not even that he called the players ho's, it's that he called them "nappy haired" and apparently, that's racist. I think it's racist that people say it's racist. By saying it's racist, you're saying that black people do have nappy hair. Actually, anyone could have nappy hair, just like anyone can have curly hair or straight hair. I would tell my friend Jill she had nappy hair and she's white. Anything can be said about Irish, Italian, English, German or really any white nationality. Would Imus have gotten in trouble if he had said something like, "freckled redheaded druken mick ho's", or "Greasy smelly organized crime dago ho's" or "nazi, jew killing kraut ho's". Probably not. So my closing thoughts, I would've never known about that comment and the team proably wouldn't have either if the media didn't make such a big deal about it, and it annoys me.

I hate American Idol. I think it's a horrible show. In my mind, you don't join a contest to become a singer. What annoys me the most about American Idol is that it ruins all other shows. Lost is now on at 10 and many other shows have been moved around, cancelled or put on hold becasue of it. I only know about Sanjaya because I hear about him on the radio every morning. I'm going to vote for him just so the show stops. It just shows how dumb Americans are. People are becoming so mindless and it's a scary thing. I even notice myself falling down that path sometimes.

In conclusion, I'm going to take up knitting.

Gasping, dying but somehow still alive.

I know I have harsh things to say about people who condone marijuana use. There is good reason behind it. First off, marijuana is illegal. I know the debate on that issue but the truth is people go to jail for years, even life for marijuana. Sure you might not go to jail for smoking it but many people who smoke it also sell it or associate with people who sell it. I'm not saying that this shouldn't be changed, but right now the law is the law. So really anyone who smokes weed is breaking the law. Not to mention the complete lack of motivation and brain cells it destroys. And most of all, the damage you are doing to your lungs. I find it funny that people who are against smoking cigarettes, smoke weed. You are holding completely unfiltered smoke in your lungs for as long as you can...and then cough uncontrollably when you exhale. People who smoke weed just need to stop thinking that it's some magical mind opening drug, because it's not. If you smoke it, just admit you like feeling fucked up and that is the only reason you do it. I'm not drinking anymore but when I did I just liked to feeling of being able to forget things....I'm assuming that is the same with weed. Drug use/abuse is really just about numbing feelings that you have. Sometimes it's just time to face your feelings head on and finally realize that there is nothing you can do to change the past and try to make the best future possible. Believe me, I've spent a lot of time thinking about what I could've done differently in my life, ways I could've helped my family and bad choices I have made. Thinking about this stuff won't ever change it. I tried to numb these thoughts, which led to more problems and more thinking. I try not to think about the past now and try to look to the future. I see tough times but I know that I will make it through. I've gone through a lot of shit in my life and I'm still here......plus, it could be a lot worse.

What a dumb bitch.

I never really thought anything about Kirsten Dunst before this quote. I was looking on Perez Hilton and he happened to have this quote on. I don't really care if you smoke weed. To me it's stupid and makes you retarded, but I hate people who like to pretend that it makes you "smarter" or more "creative". Mental illness also makes you more creative, so does crack right? Maybe if she weren't so "high" she would've noticed that her fucking bathing suit was completely off her tits.

Kirsten Drunkst on pot and drugs:

"I drink moderately. I've tried drugs. I do like weed. I have a different outlook on marijuana than America does. My best friend Sasha's dad was Carl Sagan, the astronomer. He was the biggest pot smoker in the world and he was a genius... I've never been a major smoker, but I think America's view on weed is ridiculous. I mean - are you kidding me? If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place... I'm not talking about being stoned all day, though. I think if it's not used properly, it can hamper your creativity and close you up inside."

HAPPY EASTER!

Hope everyone has a great Easter. I found my dream....it's on a website called, "Pimp that Snack". Check it out.

Foie Gras

What is considered a delicacy is actually forced fed goose or duck liver. While at a classical French dinner at SCCC(the food is really good), I decided to try this as an appetizer because I really like liver. Plus, in my sick mind, I thought, "Huh, this is going to be banned soon, I need to try it". It was very little and on a bed of greens. It was very buttery. I wouldn't say it was bad, but I wouldn't say it was good either. The reason this is probably going to be banned is because they pump grain down these animals throats to enlarge their livers. Animal rights activates such as PETA are very against this. I don't like PETA but it is not necessary to do this to an animal just for some "so so" liver.

A dreaded sunny day, so I'll meet you at the cemetery gates

Oakwood Cemetery, located in Troy, NY, is one of tthe largest cemeteries in the United States. I know for sure that my grandmother, aunt and uncle are buried in this cemetery and I may have other relatives here too. I love just walking through the cemetery looking at old grave sites. It's so beautiful and peaceful. People who are "scared" or think cemeteries are "evil" are ignorant. People do die and they need to go somewhere. The way I look at it is that these people are at rest, hopefully in a much better place. Ghosts aren't going to haunt you if go to cemeteries. I went to Oakwood Cemetery yesterday. I love the lakes in this Cemetery. It's not sick or morbid for people to go to the cemetery. I would recommend taking a walk through this historic, beautiful cemetery on a nice day.

"AT LAST I AM BORN"

At last I am born historians note I am finally born I once used to chase affection withdrawn but now I just sit back and yawn because I am born, born, born "Look at me now from difficult child to spectral hand to Claude Brasseur blah, blah, blah, blah..." At last I am born vulgarians know I am finally born I once thought that time accentuates despair but now I don't actually care because I am born, born, born "Look at me now from difficult child to spectral hand to Claude Brasseur blah, blah, blah, blah..." At last I am born at last I am born living the one, true, free life born I once thought that I had numerous reasons to cry and I did - but I don't anymore because I am born, born, born At last I am born at last I am born it took me a long, long time but now I am born I once was a mess of guilt because of the flesh it's remarkable what you can learn once you are born, born, born born, born, born born, born, born.

Are you white trash?

I know that I've been using the term, "white trash" a lot lately. There is a lot of it around and we all know what it means(Bill you wrote a blog entry about it). Anyway, here is a quiz to take to find out if you are WT. I took it and I'm a negative. Oh yeah, if you watch American Idol. your automatic WT(let's see who get upset at that one).

Hohan continues to be a HO

Start wearing underwear. First off, the public doesn't need to see your snatch. Secondly, your diseased crotch doesn't need to be touching chairs and such. I like werid clothes but really what the fuck is with her biking gloves. She just looks like white trash. Go do some more blow and contract some more STD's.

What would it be like to live in the 1860's? I wouldn't like it because it looks like the shopping sucks.

These pictures were taken during the Civil War 1861-1865. The one above shows president Lincoln visting a battlefield in Maryland. It's really amazing that we have pictures from almost 150 years ago. It's really amazing how much things have changed, even in the past 50 years. Humanity has lived 1000's of years without any technological advances and then suddenly -only in the past 100 years or so, we have cars, computers, tv, and ipods. It's sort of scary the damage we have done only over a few decades. Global warming, nuclear weapons, overpopulation and depletion of resources. Something I find troubling is all the vaccines that they are coming up with. Sure, it's good to not have disease but I feel that if you start vaccinating against everything, people's immune systems are not going to be strong, then when a new disease comes about(which it will) we won't be able to fight it off. I could go on about the troubles of humanity for a long time, but I'm tired and going to bed.

It's so horrifying.

Other post titles:

"Get down girl, go head, get down"
"Why Kate Moss continues to do coke"
"Why the terrorists hate us"
"Jabba LIVES!"
"I'll suck your cock for $1000"
"RRRR"
"Pumps and a bump"
"My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps"
"I can't believe they banned trans fats"
"ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU"
"I start everyday with 3 sausage McGriddle's"
"She's fatter than the dude in PM Dawn"
"Anna Nicole lives"
"What ate Gilbert Grape"

I love Easter!

Easter is my favorite holiday.

I love everything about it. I love the religious part as well as the bunnies and chicks. I especially love the candy. Cadbury Eggs are my favorite.

I spent 3 Easters in London. I was in heaven! There were cadbury eggs everywhere!! McDonald's even had a cadbury egg McFlurry. It was delicious! In England, cadbury is the main chocolate brand. There were huge cadbury eggs, little cadbury eggs and medium cadbury eggs.

A great Easter book is, "The Little Rabbit". I have loved this book for as long as I can remember. Easter is on April 8th this year. Don't forget to go to church on April 1st for Palm Sunday.

DUMMIES SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

The movie, "DEAD SILENCE" which comes out March 16th, looks scary as hell. I would normally think this movie was really stupid, since it's about dolls coming alive but I was terrified of dummies when I was a small child. I remember being in a Toys R Us store and I couldn't even go down the isle that had the dummies in it. If anyone gave me a dummy I would make sure I got rid of it. I didn't want that thing coming alive in my room and killing me, and by the looks of this movie, I'm not the only person who thought this. There is a museum dedicated to ventriloquist's. Scary stuff.

Saturday Night Live is painful to watch

I'm watching SNL with Dwight from the "Office". I want to laugh but it's so bad. I haven't even cracked a smile. I could write a funnier show. It needs to be cancelled.

DMX is real-where my dawgs at!

DMX is crazy, yet sort of cool. What you bitches want!! He stole a car at JFK airport-that's real crazy yo! X gonna give it you!

Modest Mouse

The new Modest Mouse album is coming out March 20th. The werid thing about this is that Johnny Marr-formerly of the Smiths-has joined the band. The new song, "Dashboard" is really catchy. Listen to the guitar. Very Smiths like

Lazy Saturday

My head hurts. It starting hurting even before I woke up for the day. I think it's because my jaw is extremely messed up. My head always hurts on the right side, and my jaw locks on my right side. My dentist said it's only going to get worse. YEAH!! I think it's called TMJ and it is not covered by insurance. I could get a mouth gaurd but it's about $600 and who knows if that would even work, not to mention I probably wouldn't wear it because I don't think I could sleep with something like that. I cleaned for about 5 hours today. I really enjoy cleaning-which is sort of weird. I'm going to make some chicken soup(with liver) tomorrow. People think liver is so gross, and it kind of is. But meat is gross too. The only reason i eat liver is because my grandma used to put it in the chicken soup. It's weird because I'm the only one in my family who eats it.

Horny Oyster

If you are ever bored, wondering what to look at on the computer, you can check out this website. It sounds like a porn sight, but it actually has some really funny videos on it.

"The Office"

Weatherman

Remember Noah Francis from Fox news. Well, he was let go for some contract problem but he has a blog. Some of the stuff is sort of funny.(Paul-I know how much you love local newscasters)

It's that time of year again!!

North America tour information - true-to-you.net19 February 2007Morrissey will undertake a 40-date tour of North America beginning 27 April. Venue details and ticket prices will be announced within the next two weeks. Tickets for all concerts will go onsale on the same day.Support for all dates will be Kristeen Young.

BBQ

I love BBQ. The Dinosaur BBQ really made me appreciate it. I can't even come close to replicating any of their recipes but I would like to share a very simple recipe for BBQ pizza(using pork or chicken).

First, take a pork shoulder or a whole chicken and put it in a crock pot on low. Add some Dinosaur BBQ sauce, an onion and some cayenne pepper. Cook for about 13 hours(to make it very tender) Seperate meat from whatever gross stuff it's cooking in. Next, take some pre-made pizza dough(you can find it in the cheese section of the market). Form it into a pizza pan. Cook on 450 degrees for about 10 minutes(to crisp the crust). Take out of the oven and use Dinosaur BBQ sauce as the sauce. Sprinkle cayenne pepper, cut onion and the BBQ chicken or pork and cover with cheese(I like a mix of mozzarella and cheddar cheese). Cook for about 15 more minutes. Then it's done. I actually just ate a piece. Yum!

"If everyone smoke blunts and got high we'd see a world where nobody died"

Nickelback If Everyone Cared Lyrics
From underneath the trees, we watch the sky Confusing stars for satellites I never dreamed that you'd be mine But here we are, we're here tonight Singing Amen I, I'm alive (I'm alive) Singing Amen I, I'm alive [CHORUS] If everyone cared and nobody cried If everyone loved and nobody lied If everyone shared and swallowed their pride Then we'd see the day when nobody died I'm singing Amen I, Amen I, I'm alive Amen I,Amen I, Amen I, I'm alive And in the air the fireflies Our only light in paradise We'll show the world they were wrong And teach them all to sing along Singing Amen I, I'm alive (I'm alive) Singing Amen I, I'm alive [CHORUS (x2)] And as we lie beneath the stars We realize how small we are If they could love like you and me Imagine what the world could be If everyone cared and nobody cried If everyone loved and nobody lied If everyone shared and swallowed their pride Then we'd see the day when nobody died (x2) We'd see the day, we'd see the day When nobody died We'd see the day, we'd see the day When nobody died We'd see the day when nobody died

Wow! My life has changed because of this song. Maybe Mr. Kroeger wrote this song while he was smoking a bong in his swimming pool. Apparently, he also believes that smoking weed and doing "shrooms" will save the world as well. Here is a snippet of an article from "High Times".

Vancouver's tolerance for illegal organic delights has afforded Kroeger the opportunity to experiment with growing mushrooms (Nickelback's first hit single from The State, "Leader of Men," was written under the influence). "You can buy mushroom kits that have spores already in soil cake," he says. "It's moron-proof. Take it home, spray it and put it in the closet. In a week, put a light bulb over the top, plug it in every 12 hours, next thing you know there are beautiful mushrooms growing at an alarming rate. You use a growth hormone on the patty to enhance the fungus. You have to carefully gauge [the strength of] organic 'shrooms. You don't want to wreck your entire day." Recently, when Nickelback hit the road with 3 Doors Down, the bands bonded over bong hits. "I make it a habit to go bong shopping in every town," Kroeger explains. "I love big, beautiful glass bongs. When someone grabs it, takes a pull, then holds it away from themselves, they go, ‘That's gorgeous.' When we head back to Canada, we make sure the radio is on and we get nice and cooked. We do a big smoke session and give the bongs away." Kroeger gave his bong to 3 Doors Down's bassist, Todd Harrell, before crossing back into Canada. "It's a friendly tradition," he says. When he's not stuck on the tour bus or producing local band Default's debut, The Fallout, Kroeger can be found living out his rock star fantasy at home. "I'm lying in my pool on a floating chair with a bong in one hand, telephone in the other," he says, smiling. "I'm listening to Bob Marley and I'm looking up to the sky."

Now, I'm not saying that peace is a bad idea. It's a very unrealistic idea. This world is fucked up but are Nickelback really the people to tell us? This song is so dumb. "If everyone cared and nobody cried"? Crying is a part of human emotion. If you didn't cry you have a problem. Chad Kroeger gives a recipe for eternal life. I'm happy that smoking all that weed has made this wonderful revelation. Who knew eternal life was so easy to get? All me have to do and care and share and no one will die. Pretty sure that this planet whould cease to exisist if no one died.

SHIRTY

If you like shirts with dumb sayings click here. Some are actually sort of funny.

Yep, she's lost it.

Britney Spears shaved her head and got some stupid tattoo's. She really does not look good bald. Not like Sinead O'Connor. She's gone crazy. I guess it just shows that money doesn't buy class. WT all the way!

Jessica Alba is hot.

Danny Tanner would be proud.

David Bowie On Extras - Little Fat Man

Not that bad.

Why do tabloids always talk about how ugly Jennifer Aniston is. I think she's better looking that that skelator Angelina Jolie. Her boobs aren't bad. She's 38. She has a distinct look. Not everyone can have a perfect nose and ridiculous huge lips.

This one's called, "Girls with STD's"

Harry Potter is looking a bit "harry"

This seems a little disturbing to me. First off, this is not a good looking guy. Second, he's only 17. I don't know why he is almost naked but he really should keep his clothes on.

Dick In A Box

The Smiths - Still Ill

This video includes interviews with a young Morrissey and Marr. Of course I will get it and watch it drunkenly and get depressed. Actually, lots of people think Morrissey makes people depressed. That is not true at all. Morrissey takes human emotion and puts them into songs. Some songs poke fun at emotion and some take a more serious approach. An example of this is "Cemetery Gates" which basically talks about people who don't like sunny days and go to the cemetery and talk about poetry put to an upbeat tune. Then you have the song, "Suffer Little Children" which is a very sad song about murders that happened in Manchester England that took the life of 3 children.

Blades of Glory

I love Will Ferrell movies, although "Talladega Nights" wasn't very good at all. This movie appears to be more promising though. Will Arnett from "Arrested Development" is in this movie as well as Napolean Dynamite.

Rachel Ray might be cool?

Rachel Ray Gets Drunk and Rowdy
Rewind to December 3, 2005. At around 7:00 PM, Rachel Ray, along with seven others, went to Houston's Restaurant in the mall. They sat in a booth in the far right rear of the restaurant. Ray ordered fish and complained to the table it was dry. She was also drinking red wine and lots of it -- one source says a minimum of four big glasses. We're told Ray became "extremely loud and aggressive," and began dissing Oprah. Sources say she told the group about a portrait of Oprah that sits in the lobby of Harpo Productions in Chicago. It's from the movie "Beloved" and shows Winfrey's back, enhanced with scars. She's also wearing a skirt from the slavery era. Back at the table, sources say Ray launched into attack mode: "Why is she wearing slave drag? She obviously has problems being black." But Oprah wasn't Ray's only target. Sources say she told the group how much she liked Jennifer Aniston and then called Brad Pitt a "pussy boy." But her harshest comments were reserved for Angelina Jolie, calling her "a skanky, backdoor cunt."The Director of Publicity for Rachael Ray, Charlie Dougiello, said, "Rachael did attend the dinner referenced and enjoyed wine and good conversation with friends and colleagues. She denies making any of the comments referenced. In fact, there are several words that are attributed to Rachael that she has never uttered in her life." Dougiello added, "Neither in public nor in private has Rachael made a disparaging or cruel remark about her friend and mentor, Oprah, nor a celebrity couple she has never even met."Source
posted by Bricks and Stones at Wednesday, January 24, 2007


Okay, I'm not saying her so called, "racist remarks" are cool. But I do hate Oprah because I think she is a fake rich bitch. But she thinks the same as me when she talks about Angelina Jolie. Yeah!! I like to cook too!

fugalicious

Cardigans-My Favorite Game

This is a cool video.

dj shadow - organ donor

sounds a little like the beginning of the Nas song.

Murder on the dancefloor-SOPHIE ELLIS BEXTOR

Saints

There have been many known saints who do not decay. They remain completly intact. Some of these saints are on display. I want to learn more about this interesting phenomenon.

And she wonders why tabloids say she's a mess.

Nas - Hip-Hop is Dead

Nas references MC Shannon and MC Ren. Huh.

Wishing Well


About 4 minutes 30 seconds in listen for the blue hatchback. I don't really like this show but for some reason I think this scene is hilarious.

My dream is to have a flying squirrel.

Flying squirrels are adorable. You can order a flying squirrel on-line and keep them as pets. If I have a house one day maybe I will consider getting one.

Marijuana Kills

I'm so high right now, nothing can hurt me.

Jessica Alba is kind of hot.

WTF is this thing? I want one!!

Paris Hilton is useless.

There is not point to Paris Hilton being alive. She contributes nothing to society but making people interested in what a dumb slut she is. Somehow, someone who has done absolutly nothing except be a moron can make millions on top of the millions she already had. A nipple slip isn't even exciting because she is such a dumb cunt(and as I said before I don't use that term lightly).

Britney Spears is a drunk mess.

Really, what is she thinking? I understand that you were bred white trash but with all her money you would think she could at least have people who tell her that she looks like shit. She is also a stupid, neglectful mother who has no clue how to take care of children.

Angelina Jolie is a cunt(and I don't use that word lightly)

"I think I feel so much more for Madd and Zee because they're survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her...I met my other kids when they were 6 months old, they came with a personality. A newborn really is this...Yes, a blob! But now she's starting to have a personality...I'm conscious that I have to make sure I don't ignore her needs, just because I think the others are more vulnerable."

- Angelina Jolie in the new issue of U.K. Elle

Ok, there are many wrong things to this statement made by Ms. Pitt(and by the way, Brad Pitt doesn't have a soul-he just morphs into whatever woman he is dating). First off, this is your own flesh and blood and you try not to ignore her? SICK! Second, those children that she adopted have not been through anything. Sure, they may have come from poor countries but she adopted them when they were babies! They have only known life with a crazy bitch who thinks she is saving the world by adopting kids. Try adopting a fucking kid in the USA addicted to crack and retarded, then I might give you props. And who is Angelina Jolie to talk about struggle. She's grown up rich and never had to work for anything. And Brad Pitt- what an asshole. I really don't feel bad for movie stars or famous people but what he did to Jennifer Aninston was really horrible. You leave your wife and then knock up a woman right away and go on tv and magazines on how great your family is. Oh yeah, Angelina Jolie also has herpes.

Life Is a Pigsty

Sums up my life.