A Russian hunter traipsing through Russia's remote Arctic Yamalo-Nenetsk region in May noticed what he thought was a reindeer carcass sticking out of the damp snow. (See a map of Russia and its remote Siberian regions.)
On closer inspection, the "reindeer" turned out to be a 40,000-year-old baby mammoth, perfectly encased in ice.
The six-month-old female mammoth is the most well-preserved example yet found of the beasts, which lumbered across the Earth during the last Ice Age, 1.8 million to 11,500 years ago.
"It's a lovely little baby mammoth indeed, found in perfect condition," Alexei Tikhonov, deputy director of the Russian Academy of Science's Zoological Institute, told the Reuters news agency.
At 110 pounds (50 kilograms) and 51 inches long (130 centimeters long), the baby is the size of a large dog, Reuters reported.
Scientists are banking on the female—named "Lyuba" after the Russian hunter's wife—to reveal some of the genetic secrets of the prehistoric giants.
That's because Lyuda's excellent state—intact except for her shaggy locks—makes her a veritable treasure trove for research.
Emerging DNA technologies have already allowed some scientists to consider resurrecting the mammoth. (Read about the resurrection debate.)
Meanwhile, the newfound body will undergo three-dimensional computer mapping at Japan's Jikei University, followed by an autopsy at the Zoological Museum in St. Petersburg. The Ice Age toddler will end up on display in the Russian Arctic town of Salekhard.
In about 3 1/2 months we will be adding a new member to our family. We couldn't be more excited and I'm happy to have all of you share this time with us. I'm happy that our little bean will have such wonderful people in his or her life(and I truly mean that). If anyone has any name suggestions please feel free to tell us. We are having a hard time for both genders. I'm happy that he/she(I really hate not knowing the gender) will be here just in time for the holidays. I've had it easy so far(except gaining a ridiculous amount of weight-25 lbs so far!). I just hope I don't end up looking like Jabba the Hut. It's one of the weirdest and most amazing thing to have another person grow inside of you. One of the things I worry the most is what kind of world this child will be living in when it's my age. I just hope that we can start getting our shit together and stop fucking this world up. It's a scary thing and it's even scarier that people don't really seem to care. We are finally moving out of the Stockade(I'm actually a bit sad, although I don't really want to admit that to Javen). We really wanted to get a house but decided that it's best to not be rushed and save money(you can't get a decent house for under $175,000 here). We hope to be in a lovely house by next summer.
If I don't tell a person something it's not that I'm trying to hide anything it's just that I don't care to tell you and I probably don't like you. People can come up with whatever stupid conclusions they'd like, but most likely their conclusions are wrong. I'm happier than I've ever been and I'm going to try not to let a few stupid comments upset me. I really am trying to remain calm and not let things bother me as much. I really can't believe the nerve of some people though... (BTW, this is not meant for anyone who reads this blog. You guys are great!!)
Does Becks backside look a little feminine to you? I'm never seen a guy with a tattoo across their lower back like that. It's sort of like a guy having a belly button ring....
Sorry Paul, I think Symon is mentally retarded. Look at those vacant eyes. He has bizarre behaviors and often runs head first into windows. He also vomits on a regular basis and he gets very upset if we don't notice it and clean it up right away. Speaking of vomit, I feel like I'm going to because I'm watching "Man Vs. Wild" and the guy is cutting up a dead sheep and cutting out the eyes. He tied his shoe lace around the meat and eyes and is boiling it in some glacier. I don't know about this guy. I think if I was faced with any sort of situation where I was stuck in the wilderness and didn't know if I was going to survive that I would just give up. I wouldn't be eating rotting sheep eyeballs or drinking water from elephant shit.
With tit's like that I thought it might be a topless picture of an older celebrity woman. Oh wait, it's just Jack Nicholson enjoying some time on a boat.
Instead of enjoying the day outside I'm thinking about duck billed platypuses. God, I'm a dork. I woke up with a headache(probably due to the weather). I spent the whole day cooking and now my back is killing me. I never had back problems before and I'm not the type of person to change what i do to avoid them now. I guess I'll just have to deal then. I like having Wednesday's off. It's a nice break. I can deal with only two more days of work. This summer has been a disappointment weather wise. I really hope we start getting some sunnier warmer days.
The duck billed platypus is a monotreme, meaning that they lay eggs. There are only two mammals that lay eggs-the platypus being one and the echidna being the other . Male platypuses are also venomous with the venom being in spurs on their hind legs. The venom can kill a dog and cause severe pain in humans. They have webbed feet, a tail like a beaver and a duck bill. The babies are fed by the mother's milk once they hatch. The weird part of that is that they don't have nipples, but rather the milk just comes out of their skin and the babies lick it off the mother's fur. Platypuses are only found in Australia.
Happy early 4th of July!! I forgot how cool fireworks were. I am actually watching them from my couch as we speak. They are setting them off at Collins Park in Scotia. I'd much rather watch them from the comfort of my couch looking out the back door than be in Collin's Park with all the trashy people. That's the bad thing about fireworks in places like Scotia-it always attracts mainly trashy people. There are some good ones tonight. America has many flaws but when it comes down to it I'm proud to be an American. That sounds corny but going to different countries I really realized how good we have it.
This is getting a bit ridiculous. I'm going to write a song about the pudding pop I'm eating . It'll go something like, "my pudding pop is icy my pudding pop is smooth, it's made with J.E.L.L.O. Bill Cosby says it's cool". I think I just wrote a snap song.
I was getting around 80 hits a day. Now it's about 3. So, to increase my hits I'm going to put on a picture of Britney Spears. I found that most of the hits were people looking up Britney Spears pictures. I actually really like Britney's dress and shoes in this picture. Of course she ruins it with her weird looking head wrap and tacky purse, but for her, not that bad.
When asked if he disliked anything about his body: "Physically nothing. I'm well proportioned and nothing offends me when I look in the mirror. I defy a girl not to fall for me if I'm on a surfboard or snowboarding. It's my secret weapon if a girl resists me." And he also reckons he's irresistible to men saying that "plenty" of male stars hit on him, too.
Scientists have just discovered a new dinosaur named the Gigantoraptor. It's a bird like dinosaur that is 26' tall and weighed 1.4 tons. It had a beak and feathers but could not fly. It lived about 84 million years ago. I don't know if other people think like me, but sometimes my brain hurts from trying to grasp the reality that dinosaurs actually existed. Millions of years ago the world was overrun by giant lizards. Then they were gone for good and we don't know why. It's about the happen to white rhinos. Some sick fuck shot one of the last two. I tend to think about things a little too much. I envy people who just lives their lives and don't really question why things are the way they are. Some things we will never have the answers too and thinking about it is really a waste of time.
There is nothing on TV tonight. I'm watching "Rad Girls" on Fuse. It has to be one of the worst shows I've ever seen. Right now they are eating stuff like pigs feet and drinking milk to throw up. I've also seen an episode where they were wiping shit on their faces. There is no point to it. The girls on this show think they are so hot and they think they are cool because "hot girls" are doing gross things. Real original ladies. If I wanted to see a hot girl puke I would hang out at a bar after 2am. Just because you're wearing a bikini when you eat bull penis doesn't make you "cool" or "rad".
Really, doesn't this girl have people she pays to help make her look good? Her tits are cock eyed. I guess it gets her press and that is what she ultimately wants. She is such a good mother. Actually, it's probably better that Britney is not with her kids. They are better off being raised by someone else. Hopefully her money buys experienced nannies, but with how much of a fuck up Britney is she probably hires crack heads who she comes home too and smokes crack with.
Here's a picture of Sharon Stone topless. She obviously had a boob job because no 50 year old woman has tits like that. I have no clue why she is pouring a glass of water on her crotch. Maybe to get all those pesky little crabs out.
We went to see "Knocked Up" at the new Bow Tie Theater in Downtown Schenectady a few days ago. The theater was nice but it wasn't as impressive as all the press made it out to be. I wanted to try the popcorn but it was $5 for a small. For some reason I was thinking that snacks were going to be cheaper at this theater but I actually think it was more expensive. Anyway, the plot of the movie was about a woman who is moving up at the E Channel. She gets a promotion where she is put on camera and decides to go out to a club with her sister. She meets a guy who she has a one night stand with. He's a slacker who lives with a bunch of his friends and think they are going to make money by creating a website about nude scenes in movies(which they find out was already done by Mr. Skin). The woman(I don't remember anyone's name in this movie) finds out she is pregnant and tries to get to know the slacker guy better. The movie is funny and actually kind of cute. The guy who made this movie, Judd Apatow, also made the "40 Year Old Virgin" and is coming out with a new movie called "Superbad". He also created "Freaks and Geeks" and "Undeclared" which I just bought the box set of.
Yep, another nip slip. At least it's not a vagina slip like it normally is. She better do Playboy fast. She really only has a few more years at most. Just look what happened to Britney Spears and Tara Reid.
Many people have said that she's gotten too skinny, but I think she has the perfect body. I used to be nice and slim like her. Unfortunately, I'm not anymore and I'm not going to be that slim anytime soon.
Hearing that Morrissey song also reminded me of the time I met some people who went to school with Morrissey. The year was 1999 and my friend and I were in London. We were at this bar next to her apartment. We were drinking hard cider and we were playing songs on the jukebox. I must have chosen a Morrissey song because these guys who were in the bar asked if I liked Morrissey. Apparently, these guys were from Manchester(Morrissey's home town) and were doing construction work in London. They told us that Morrissey was a very strange child and used to carry around a little pink fur purse. They said that kids used to go up to him and demand money and he would open his little fur purse and say, "how much". That's really all there is to the story but it makes me laugh still. It also makes me think of how fun that trip was to London and how much I want to go back.
A great forgotten Morrissey song . I heard it on satellite radio today in my lovely Dodge Avenger rental car. I really wanted an Avenger in the late 90's when they looked like this. The new model is very bulky, but not bad. We'll see how it does on the ride to NYC tomorrow. We'll also see how the Dinosaur BBQ is in NYC.
I don't mind I don't mind if you forget me Having learned my lesson I never left an impression on anyone
So now you send me your hardened 'regards' When once you'd send me 'Love' Sincerely I must tell you Your mild 'best wishes' They make me suspicious
I don't mind I don't mind if you forget me Having learned my lesson I never left an impression on anyone The pressure to change, to move on Was strange And very strong So this is why I tell you I really do understand BYE BYE
I don't mind if you forget me No no no no no no no
You can only be strong for so long It may not eat you but it will beat you So this is why I tell you I really don't understand This time
REJECTION IS ONE THING BUT REJECTION FROM A FOOL IS CRUEL REJECTION IS ONE THING BUT REJECTION FROM A FOOL IS CRUEL And I don't mind if you forget me I don't mind if you forget me
This weekend we went to Cape Cod. On our way to Cape Cod, we stopped in Chicopee MA at a place called the Munich Haus. I was pleasantly surprised when they brought out homemade potato chips with their own dipping sauce. It was still lunch, so we got the lunch menu price which is about 50% cheaper than the dinner price. They have an extensive selection of Schnitzels. I ordered the jaeger schnitzel with a delicious wild mushroom sauce, and the spaetzle. The lunch also came with a choice of soup or salad(I ordered the clam chowder) and a side of red cabbage. Oh yeah, it also came with bread. All this for $8.95. The food was excellent. I would highly recommend this restaurant. The food and price couldn't be any better. Actually, it might be one of the best German restaurants for the price that I've found. It was a beautiful weekend on the Cape. It wasn't all that warm but there was plenty of sunshine. A very nice relaxing weekend. Two weeks and it will be our second annual trip to Charleston SC. I can't wait. I hope the weather is as nice as it was last year.
I don't really get much traffic on my blog. No one is really interested in reading what stupid things cross my mind on a daily basis. But, since I posted the entry about Frankie Goes to Hollywood and linked this picture, I've gotten about 90% more traffic than I normally do. People are perverts.
Click here to see what I will probably be downloading and crying to tonight. I thought "The Drugs Don't Work" by the Verve is supposed to be the saddest song ever and it didn't even make this list.
That Bloodhound Gang song has a sample from Frankie Goes to Hollywood's "Relax". I was listening to Relax on the radio the other day, and it's a very dirty song. It's really about gay sex. Here are the lyrics and the banned video: Oh oh Wee-ell-Now!
Relax don't do it When you want to go to it Relax don't do it When you want to come Relax don't do it When you want to come When you want to come
Relax don't do it When you want to to go to it Relax don't do it When you want to come Relax don't do it When you want to suck to it Relax don't do it When you want to come Come-oh oh oh
But shoot it in the right direction Make making it your intention-ooh yeah Live those dreams Scheme those schemes Got to hit me Hit me Hit me with those laser beams
I'm coming I'm coming-yeah
Relax don't do it When you want to go to it Relax don't do it When you want to come
Relax don't do it When you want to suck to it Relax don't do it (love) When you want to come When you want to come When you want to come Come-huh
Dunford, I expect that you learn the German version. I'm also posting the English translation. Falco was a lone survivor of triplets. He did a duet with Brigitte Nielson He wrote a song about Cindy Crawford and died in a car crash while driving a Mitshubishi Pajero in the Dominican Republic.
German Jeanny, Jeanny...
[spoken] Newsflash, newsflash...
“Official government reports...” (all in English)
Jeanny, Jeanny...
Jeanny, komm, come on Steh auf bitte Du wirst ganz nass Schon spät, komm Wir müssen weg hier Raus aus dem Wald Verstehst du nicht?
Wo ist dein Schuh Du hast ihn verloren, Als ich dir den Weg zeigen musste Wer hat verloren? Du, dich? Ich mich? Oder... wir uns?
Jeanny, quit livin' on dreams Jeanny, life is not what it seems Such a lonely little girl in a cold, cold world There's someone who needs you Jeanny, quit livin' on dreams Jeanny, life is not what it seems You're lost in the night Don't wanna struggle and fight There's someone who needs you
Es ist kalt Wir müssen weg hier, Komm. Dein Lippenstift ist verwischt Du hast ihn gekauft und Und ich habe es gesehen Zuviel Rot auf deinen Lippen Und du hast gesagt “mach mich nicht an” Aber du warst durchschaut. Augen sagen mehr als Worte Du brauchst mich doch, hmmmh? Alle wissen, dass wir zusammen sind Ab heute Jetzt hör ich sie!
Sie kommen! Sie kommen dich zu holen. Sie werden dich nicht finden. Niemand wird dich finden! Du bist bei mir.
Jeanny, quit livin' on dreams...
[spoken] Newsflash: In den letzten Monaten ist die Zahl der vermißten Personen dramatisch angestiegen. Die jüngste Veröffentlichung der lokalen Polizeibehörde berichtet von einem weiteren tragischen Fall. Es handelt sich um ein neunzehnjähriges Mädchen, das zuletzt vor vierzehn Tagen gesehen wurde. Die Polizei schließt die Möglichkeit nicht aus, dass es sich hier um ein Verbrechen handelt.
Jeanny...
Jeanny, quit livin' on dreams...
English Jeanny, Jeanny...
[spoken] Newsflash, newsflash...
“Official government reports...” (all in English)
Jeanny, Jeanny...
Jeanny, come, come on Stand up please You're getting all wet It's getting late, come We must leave here Out of the woods Don't you understand?
Where is your shoe? You lost it When I had to show you the way Which of us lost? You, yourself? I, myself? Or... we ourselves?
Jeanny, quit livin' on dreams Jeanny, life is not what it seems Such a lonely little girl in a cold, cold world There's someone who needs you Jeanny quit livin' on dreams Jeanny, life is not what it seems You're lost in the night Don't wanna struggle and fight There's someone who needs you
It's cold We must leave here Come Your lipstick is smeared You bought it and And I saw it Too much red on your lips And you said, “Leave me alone” But I saw right through you Eyes say more than words You need me, don't you, hmmmh? Everyone knows, that we're together From today, Now I can hear them, they are coming!
They're coming! They are coming to get you. They won't find you. Nobody will find you! You're with me.
Jeanny quit livin' on dreams...
[spoken] Newsflash: In the last months the number of missing persons has dramatically increased. The latest account from the local police reports another tragic case. It is a matter of a nineteen year old girl who was last seen two weeks ago. The police have not excluded the possiblity that a crime has been committed.
One of Morrissey's best songs. Monday humiliation, Tuesday suffocation, Wednesday condescension, Thursday is pathetic, by Friday life has killed me. I can relate.
I'm all for being weird, but this guy is just a sick fuck. A few months ago I was shopping at the lovely Carousel Mall in Syracuse NY for a present for my friend Jill. Jill's pretty weird, so I get her weird "joke" presents sometimes. Anyway, I went into Spencer's and there was this plush bunny for $1.50. It was called, "Bunnywith gaping butthole mouth", and it had an asshole for a mouth. It was so disturbing I needed to buy it. Needless to say, I didn't give it to Jill. Instead I tortured my good friend Bill with it(please don't throw it out). The so called "artist" who designed this sick thing is Alex Pardee. The butthole bunny isn't the only lovely creation this mental case decided to make. He has a whole line of "Bunnywith".
In almost exactly two months, I will be seeing Morrissey! I'm getting a little nervous becasue I pre-ordered my tickets on March 30th and they still haven't come. I'm going to see him at the Pines Theatre in Northampton MA. It's sort of an odd place for him to play but I'd much rather see him in a small venue than at Madison Square Garden.
I'm on a bike riding web site!! I'm third from front. Thank god you can't really see me. Old woman were passing me.
I love warm weather! This weekend we took a hike to Kaaterskill Falls. I think that it is the highest point in the Catskills, but don't quote me on that. It's a 1/2 mile hike to the top, which doesn't seem like much but it's pretty rough terrian. There was still some ice, which made certain parts slick. The picture above is actually a picture I took on my cell phone. It's absolutly beautiful. On the way back we stopped in Prattsville at a place called Pratt Rock. There is a whole bunch of stuff carved in rock. I wouldn't recommend going out of your way for this one, but if you're in the area it's worth checking out.
I took a bike ride today and saw a dead snake. This isn't unusual for me. I always see snakes. When I went on a bike trip in Vermont last year, I saw a huge dead snake. No one saw it but me. I guess I'm lucky like that. Good thing is, when I see a dead or an alive snake I scream really loud and scare everyone around me.
I'm very full from eating a lovely german dinner at SCCC. It was good, but I could've made better. The saurbraten wasn't very tender and the red cabbage was very salty. I'm now watching the King of Queens , which is very funny. CSI Miami is next. I like to watch it just to laugh. This entry is really pointless.
I hate watching the news....I know and talk about things I could care less about, such as Anna Nicole, Imus and Sanjaya. It annoys me that I even have an opinion on these things. It annoys me that I feel that I need to vent on these issues. First, I will talk about Anna Nicole.
Anna Nicole never had any talent. She was always white trash and she was a horrible person. She was so fucked up on pills all the time that she could barely speak. She married that old man just for his money. She fucked up and probably killed her poor son. I say this because they found methadone and other drugs that she was taking in his body. She was probably giving him her perscription drugs. She took drugs while she was pregnant and her baby probably will have effects from that. She lied about the father of her child and that shady lawyer of hers is rolling in money from this whole ordeal. It's sick that I even know that much about this.
I never liked Imus. My mother would watch him in the morning. I always found him annoying but never thought or cared about anything he did....until he used the term, "nappy haired ho's" Okay, that is not a nice thing to say, but I've heard much worse things said on tv and the radio. It's not even that he called the players ho's, it's that he called them "nappy haired" and apparently, that's racist. I think it's racist that people say it's racist. By saying it's racist, you're saying that black people do have nappy hair. Actually, anyone could have nappy hair, just like anyone can have curly hair or straight hair. I would tell my friend Jill she had nappy hair and she's white. Anything can be said about Irish, Italian, English, German or really any white nationality. Would Imus have gotten in trouble if he had said something like, "freckled redheaded druken mick ho's", or "Greasy smelly organized crime dago ho's" or "nazi, jew killing kraut ho's". Probably not. So my closing thoughts, I would've never known about that comment and the team proably wouldn't have either if the media didn't make such a big deal about it, and it annoys me.
I hate American Idol. I think it's a horrible show. In my mind, you don't join a contest to become a singer. What annoys me the most about American Idol is that it ruins all other shows. Lost is now on at 10 and many other shows have been moved around, cancelled or put on hold becasue of it. I only know about Sanjaya because I hear about him on the radio every morning. I'm going to vote for him just so the show stops. It just shows how dumb Americans are. People are becoming so mindless and it's a scary thing. I even notice myself falling down that path sometimes.
I know I have harsh things to say about people who condone marijuana use. There is good reason behind it. First off, marijuana is illegal. I know the debate on that issue but the truth is people go to jail for years, even life for marijuana. Sure you might not go to jail for smoking it but many people who smoke it also sell it or associate with people who sell it. I'm not saying that this shouldn't be changed, but right now the law is the law. So really anyone who smokes weed is breaking the law. Not to mention the complete lack of motivation and brain cells it destroys. And most of all, the damage you are doing to your lungs. I find it funny that people who are against smoking cigarettes, smoke weed. You are holding completely unfiltered smoke in your lungs for as long as you can...and then cough uncontrollably when you exhale. People who smoke weed just need to stop thinking that it's some magical mind opening drug, because it's not. If you smoke it, just admit you like feeling fucked up and that is the only reason you do it. I'm not drinking anymore but when I did I just liked to feeling of being able to forget things....I'm assuming that is the same with weed. Drug use/abuse is really just about numbing feelings that you have. Sometimes it's just time to face your feelings head on and finally realize that there is nothing you can do to change the past and try to make the best future possible. Believe me, I've spent a lot of time thinking about what I could've done differently in my life, ways I could've helped my family and bad choices I have made. Thinking about this stuff won't ever change it. I tried to numb these thoughts, which led to more problems and more thinking. I try not to think about the past now and try to look to the future. I see tough times but I know that I will make it through. I've gone through a lot of shit in my life and I'm still here......plus, it could be a lot worse.
I never really thought anything about Kirsten Dunst before this quote. I was looking on Perez Hilton and he happened to have this quote on. I don't really care if you smoke weed. To me it's stupid and makes you retarded, but I hate people who like to pretend that it makes you "smarter" or more "creative". Mental illness also makes you more creative, so does crack right? Maybe if she weren't so "high" she would've noticed that her fucking bathing suit was completely off her tits.
Kirsten Drunkst on pot and drugs:
"I drink moderately. I've tried drugs. I do like weed. I have a different outlook on marijuana than America does. My best friend Sasha's dad was Carl Sagan, the astronomer. He was the biggest pot smoker in the world and he was a genius... I've never been a major smoker, but I think America's view on weed is ridiculous. I mean - are you kidding me? If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place... I'm not talking about being stoned all day, though. I think if it's not used properly, it can hamper your creativity and close you up inside."
What is considered a delicacy is actually forced fed goose or duck liver. While at a classical French dinner at SCCC(the food is really good), I decided to try this as an appetizer because I really like liver. Plus, in my sick mind, I thought, "Huh, this is going to be banned soon, I need to try it". It was very little and on a bed of greens. It was very buttery. I wouldn't say it was bad, but I wouldn't say it was good either. The reason this is probably going to be banned is because they pump grain down these animals throats to enlarge their livers. Animal rights activates such as PETA are very against this. I don't like PETA but it is not necessary to do this to an animal just for some "so so" liver.
Oakwood Cemetery, located in Troy, NY, is one of tthe largest cemeteries in the United States. I know for sure that my grandmother, aunt and uncle are buried in this cemetery and I may have other relatives here too. I love just walking through the cemetery looking at old grave sites. It's so beautiful and peaceful. People who are "scared" or think cemeteries are "evil" are ignorant. People do die and they need to go somewhere. The way I look at it is that these people are at rest, hopefully in a much better place. Ghosts aren't going to haunt you if go to cemeteries. I went to Oakwood Cemetery yesterday. I love the lakes in this Cemetery. It's not sick or morbid for people to go to the cemetery. I would recommend taking a walk through this historic, beautiful cemetery on a nice day.
At last I am born historians note I am finally born I once used to chase affection withdrawn but now I just sit back and yawn because I am born, born, born "Look at me now from difficult child to spectral hand to Claude Brasseur blah, blah, blah, blah..." At last I am born vulgarians know I am finally born I once thought that time accentuates despair but now I don't actually care because I am born, born, born "Look at me now from difficult child to spectral hand to Claude Brasseur blah, blah, blah, blah..." At last I am born at last I am born living the one, true, free life born I once thought that I had numerous reasons to cry and I did - but I don't anymore because I am born, born, born At last I am born at last I am born it took me a long, long time but now I am born I once was a mess of guilt because of the flesh it's remarkable what you can learn once you are born, born, born born, born, born born, born, born.
I know that I've been using the term, "white trash" a lot lately. There is a lot of it around and we all know what it means(Bill you wrote a blog entry about it). Anyway, here is a quiz to take to find out if you are WT. I took it and I'm a negative. Oh yeah, if you watch American Idol. your automatic WT(let's see who get upset at that one).
Start wearing underwear. First off, the public doesn't need to see your snatch. Secondly, your diseased crotch doesn't need to be touching chairs and such. I like werid clothes but really what the fuck is with her biking gloves. She just looks like white trash. Go do some more blow and contract some more STD's.
This is amazing!!(at least to me anyway)
