Okay Mr. Penguin. I'm gonna take you to the zoo where you'll meet some nice people, they'll treat you real respectable like.

Just like Billy Madison, I was drunk and seeing penguins. This was the point of the night where you say to yourself, I'm drunk, what the fuck am I doing, and I just need to go to sleep. I don't really remember what was said to the penguin but a guy dressed as a penguin playing pool is pretty funny. Also, making this picture look like a cartoon is pretty funny. I'm getting old. I really don't enjoy going out. I don't know if it's because I'm severely depressed or I'm just anti-social. I'd rather drink alone, watch tv and pass out so to have a short time of peace for my mind. But, I guess if I didn't get out once in a while I wouldn't see a penguin playing pool or be able to make a drunk fool of myself.

1997 was a long time ago.

My brother's friend John(seen here in the middle) sent me this picutre. My brother is on the left. He had just turned 16 in this picture. I had just graduated high school and was on my way to college. I can't believe how long ago that was and how much horrible stuff has happened since. I miss my brother. I miss the innocence I had in 1997. I miss a lot of things that i can't do anything about. Sometimes life sucks. Actually, most of the time it sucks. I can't change it or fix it and that is the most frustrating thing.

My Celebrity Look-alikes

Could this be the oldest living dog?

When people see my dog, Max, they just laugh. He's hardly a dog. My brother likes to say that he died 6 years ago and he is filled with spiders that make him move(my brother is sort of weird). My father found Max in 1995 by the railroad tracks. When we got him he was estimated to be around 9-10 making him over 20 years old now!! He has one tooth and is blind and deaf. He also likes to eat my cat's food. I don't even like to touch him because he makes me break out in hives, probably becasue of his old fur. Maybe I could make money off of him? Actually I looked it up and Max has a long way to go to be crowned, "The oldest living dog" .

Neil Patrick Harris-a great comedic actor!

Who knew Doogie Houser was so funny. I just started to recently watch, "How I Met Your Mother" and really NPH is the only reason I watch it. He was also great in the movie, "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle". Just listening to NPH saying he's tripping balls and wants to go get pussy is priceless!

Hinder- the new Nickelback?

When I first heard this song I thought it was Nickelback. This has to be one of the most shitty, horrible peices of shit I've ever heard. My ears bleed when I hear it. The guys voice sounds like he is taking a dump and the video proves that he looks even more douche bagish than he sounds. Actually, this is worse than Nickelback-there I said it. I can't wait for their next single-"Get Stoned". I'm sure it will be quality like "Lips of an Angel".

Fall Fashion

I love to shop and I love clothes. I try to stay somewhat "in fashion" but so many fashion trends are completly ridiculous. I'm bored so I will review some of the new fall trends.

Leggings/Black tights

My thought on leggings-over already. Lindsey Hohan wore them and some other little teenage sluts with mini skirts but they really are trashy and stupid. Best left in 1990. Black tights on the other hand are timeless. I've worn nothing but black tights since I've been in high school so I'm happy I'm finally back in style.

Chunky Sweaters

I think I like this look. They look so warm for the cold weather. The only problem is they are always shown with tights and heals. What happens when it's -20 below and you are wearing a huge chunky sweater with pants and a coat...you're going to look massive. Also, if you don't do it right, you may look like you stepped out of 1994.

Skinny pants

I am trying to like this look but it's hard. I can't stop thinking early 90's. Plus, in order to wear skinny pants they have to be skinny everywhere-just not at the bottom. This means you have to be skinny as well and have long legs. If you are neither, this look is not for you. And ankle zippers? I've seen pants like this in the store and they are gross. I bought a pair of black skinny pants. Not really digging them and will probably never be seen in public wearing them.

Booties

Only with pants-don't wear with skirts! Most woman have cankles and this is not a good look for those people.


When are they going to come back with crotch pants, butterfly pants, overalls, hypercolor, or skids? I'm waiting for the day. Sitting and waiting. I really don't have a life.

Britpop video of the day-Elastica-

I used to think Elastica were really cool. I loved Justine Frischmann's haircut and I even tried to cut my hair like that once. Let's just say I looked sort of like a little boy. I also tried to play guitar. I took lessons from a russian guy named Constitine(not sure of spelling). He always wanted me to play Green Day. I hated Green Day. I was never very good and my guitar playing days are over because my drunk friend "Beer Dan" took my guitar when I was in college and snaped the neck.

WHO KNEW ST IDES WAS SO POPULAR

After watching these videos I sort of feel cool. I used to drink ST IDES sometimes in college thinking it was pretty pathetic but now that I know that 2Pac, Bigge, Snoop, NWA and some other rappers drink it I feel pretty damn gangsta.

BORAT-This is some funny stuff

Liter is French for give me some fucking cola.

Arrested Development was a good show

Some funny moments of Gob.

old fat man with a big fatty.

This is not a post about my pasty ass...but wtf is going on with my tan lines? Anyway, take a look at the man in the back....what's going on there? I think it must be his hand or something but it does look very funny.

Bill, I really would like you to not blow me off next time I'm in Syracuse. Who works late on friday? Oh yeah, I was working late that's why I was in Syracuse....oh well, maybe next week.

I'm sorry.

Britpop video of the day-Pulp-"Bad Cover Version"

This is not old but it's funny. Even if you don't like Pulp, britpop or England watch this video and you will be amused.

Britpop video of the day-Prodigy-"Wind it up"

I used to really like the Prodigy. I don't know how britpop it is but it's pretty british. Techno pop

Britpop video of the day-Sleeper-"Inbetweener"

I actually saw Sleeper at the Empire State Plaza in 1997. I got to meet the band after the show. They were actually very nice. I'm not all that much into their music but it does fit into the Britpop era very well.

Britpop video of the day-Gene-"Where are they now"

This band actually brings back very fond memories. It was 1999 and I was visiting my friend Jill in London. We got tickets to go see Gene. The concert was good and some guy gave up back stage passes. It was open bar, so my friend and I got pretty drunk. The lead singer, Martin something or other came out. I was pretty drunk at this point. I just remember I licked his face. Yeah, weird I know. I figured what do I have to lose. Nothing!! I got free drink BIATCH!

My opinion only.

I just wanted to say that my thoughts and comments on Nickelback are my views only. I'm not saying that I know about good music or really even listen to it. I mean I listen to Duran Duran. But I really really don't like them. I think my blog will be turning into a music blog where I will express my opinions-and, they are only opinions.

Britpop video of the day-Menswear-"Daydreamer"

This is going to be a new thing of mine. Everyday I'm going to put a britpop video. Like anyone cares but me. Oh well, at least I'm entertained.