Okay Mr. Penguin. I'm gonna take you to the zoo where you'll meet some nice people, they'll treat you real respectable like.

Just like Billy Madison, I was drunk and seeing penguins. This was the point of the night where you say to yourself, I'm drunk, what the fuck am I doing, and I just need to go to sleep. I don't really remember what was said to the penguin but a guy dressed as a penguin playing pool is pretty funny. Also, making this picture look like a cartoon is pretty funny. I'm getting old. I really don't enjoy going out. I don't know if it's because I'm severely depressed or I'm just anti-social. I'd rather drink alone, watch tv and pass out so to have a short time of peace for my mind. But, I guess if I didn't get out once in a while I wouldn't see a penguin playing pool or be able to make a drunk fool of myself.

1997 was a long time ago.

My brother's friend John(seen here in the middle) sent me this picutre. My brother is on the left. He had just turned 16 in this picture. I had just graduated high school and was on my way to college. I can't believe how long ago that was and how much horrible stuff has happened since. I miss my brother. I miss the innocence I had in 1997. I miss a lot of things that i can't do anything about. Sometimes life sucks. Actually, most of the time it sucks. I can't change it or fix it and that is the most frustrating thing.

My Celebrity Look-alikes

Could this be the oldest living dog?

When people see my dog, Max, they just laugh. He's hardly a dog. My brother likes to say that he died 6 years ago and he is filled with spiders that make him move(my brother is sort of weird). My father found Max in 1995 by the railroad tracks. When we got him he was estimated to be around 9-10 making him over 20 years old now!! He has one tooth and is blind and deaf. He also likes to eat my cat's food. I don't even like to touch him because he makes me break out in hives, probably becasue of his old fur. Maybe I could make money off of him? Actually I looked it up and Max has a long way to go to be crowned, "The oldest living dog" .

Neil Patrick Harris-a great comedic actor!

Who knew Doogie Houser was so funny. I just started to recently watch, "How I Met Your Mother" and really NPH is the only reason I watch it. He was also great in the movie, "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle". Just listening to NPH saying he's tripping balls and wants to go get pussy is priceless!

Hinder- the new Nickelback?

When I first heard this song I thought it was Nickelback. This has to be one of the most shitty, horrible peices of shit I've ever heard. My ears bleed when I hear it. The guys voice sounds like he is taking a dump and the video proves that he looks even more douche bagish than he sounds. Actually, this is worse than Nickelback-there I said it. I can't wait for their next single-"Get Stoned". I'm sure it will be quality like "Lips of an Angel".