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Ghetto Charlie Brown

This is some of the funniest stuff I've seen in a while.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!

Happy early 4th of July!! I forgot how cool fireworks were. I am actually watching them from my couch as we speak. They are setting them off at Collins Park in Scotia. I'd much rather watch them from the comfort of my couch looking out the back door than be in Collin's Park with all the trashy people. That's the bad thing about fireworks in places like Scotia-it always attracts mainly trashy people. There are some good ones tonight. America has many flaws but when it comes down to it I'm proud to be an American. That sounds corny but going to different countries I really realized how good we have it.

Morrisey is sick

To read about my HUGE disappointment, click here.

My lip gloss be poppin

This is getting a bit ridiculous. I'm going to write a song about the pudding pop I'm eating . It'll go something like, "my pudding pop is icy my pudding pop is smooth, it's made with J.E.L.L.O. Bill Cosby says it's cool". I think I just wrote a snap song.

Drugs make you ugly

Crystal Meth is a really scary thing.

Ghetto Gumby

An old Gumby episode with an "urban" twist.

It's getting hot in the office

My blog hits are down, so here's a picture of Britney Spears.

I was getting around 80 hits a day. Now it's about 3. So, to increase my hits I'm going to put on a picture of Britney Spears. I found that most of the hits were people looking up Britney Spears pictures. I actually really like Britney's dress and shoes in this picture. Of course she ruins it with her weird looking head wrap and tacky purse, but for her, not that bad.

I threw up a little in my mouth when I saw this picture.

He's got to be fucking kidding. Right?

When asked if he disliked anything about his body:
"Physically nothing. I'm well proportioned and nothing offends me when I look in the mirror. I defy a girl not to fall for me if I'm on a surfboard or snowboarding. It's my secret weapon if a girl resists me." And he also reckons he's irresistible to men saying that "plenty" of male stars hit on him, too.

I find it really weird that dinosaurs existed

Scientists have just discovered a new dinosaur named the Gigantoraptor. It's a bird like dinosaur that is 26' tall and weighed 1.4 tons. It had a beak and feathers but could not fly. It lived about 84 million years ago.
I don't know if other people think like me, but sometimes my brain hurts from trying to grasp the reality that dinosaurs actually existed. Millions of years ago the world was overrun by giant lizards. Then they were gone for good and we don't know why. It's about the happen to white rhinos. Some sick fuck shot one of the last two. I tend to think about things a little too much. I envy people who just lives their lives and don't really question why things are the way they are. Some things we will never have the answers too and thinking about it is really a waste of time.

Rad Girls

There is nothing on TV tonight. I'm watching "Rad Girls" on Fuse. It has to be one of the worst shows I've ever seen. Right now they are eating stuff like pigs feet and drinking milk to throw up. I've also seen an episode where they were wiping shit on their faces. There is no point to it. The girls on this show think they are so hot and they think they are cool because "hot girls" are doing gross things. Real original ladies. If I wanted to see a hot girl puke I would hang out at a bar after 2am. Just because you're wearing a bikini when you eat bull penis doesn't make you "cool" or "rad".

I have to say it again-Britney Spears is a complete mess!

Really, doesn't this girl have people she pays to help make her look good? Her tits are cock eyed. I guess it gets her press and that is what she ultimately wants. She is such a good mother. Actually, it's probably better that Britney is not with her kids. They are better off being raised by someone else. Hopefully her money buys experienced nannies, but with how much of a fuck up Britney is she probably hires crack heads who she comes home too and smokes crack with.

WTF is Sharon Stone doing?

Here's a picture of Sharon Stone topless. She obviously had a boob job because no 50 year old woman has tits like that. I have no clue why she is pouring a glass of water on her crotch. Maybe to get all those pesky little crabs out.

Knocked Up

We went to see "Knocked Up" at the new Bow Tie Theater in Downtown Schenectady a few days ago. The theater was nice but it wasn't as impressive as all the press made it out to be. I wanted to try the popcorn but it was $5 for a small. For some reason I was thinking that snacks were going to be cheaper at this theater but I actually think it was more expensive.
Anyway, the plot of the movie was about a woman who is moving up at the E Channel. She gets a promotion where she is put on camera and decides to go out to a club with her sister. She meets a guy who she has a one night stand with. He's a slacker who lives with a bunch of his friends and think they are going to make money by creating a website about nude scenes in movies(which they find out was already done by Mr. Skin). The woman(I don't remember anyone's name in this movie) finds out she is pregnant and tries to get to know the slacker guy better. The movie is funny and actually kind of cute. The guy who made this movie, Judd Apatow, also made the "40 Year Old Virgin" and is coming out with a new movie called "Superbad". He also created "Freaks and Geeks" and "Undeclared" which I just bought the box set of.

See the luck I've had could make a good man bad

I've been having a rough few days(well actually life) but "The Onion" always makes me smile.

Also, why does Al Pacino look like a 75 year old woman?