Saturday, December 27, 2008

Flashing Lights



Hot video. I love a half naked woman bludgening a person with a shovel.

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Jizz in my pants


Another Andy Samberg gem. It sort of sounds like a song from "Flight of the Concords" to me.

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Friday, November 21, 2008

Looking at Ashlee Simpson makes me feel violent.


For some reason just looking at a picture of Ashlee Simpson makes me really annoyed and angry. I'm not sure if it's the constant dumb looking smug face that she always makes or the fact that she is just a complete douche. She and her super douchebag fall out boy husband of hers just had a baby and named it Bronx Mowgli or some shit. What a super cool and original thing to do!

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

HAPPY 1st Birthday EMMA!!!!



I can't believe it's been a year since you came into my life. It seems like just yesterday when I was scared of what it was going to be like when you were here and now I can't imagine it any other way. You are the one thing that makes me smile no matter how bad of a mood I'm in. I look forward to watching you grow and teaching you new things. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my girl!

Sunday, November 09, 2008

Charley Bit My Finger



Owwwwwwwch.

I'm President Charley



A crackhead going nuts on a train and getting her do-rag ripped off. Good times.......

Saturday, November 01, 2008

Animatronic bands scare me.


Remember the animatronic band at Chuck E. Cheese? I remember going under the stage into the "cheese" and hearing the freaky robots above me. You could hear every robotic sounding move they made. Why was Chuck E. Cheese always so dark? Maybe they were trying to go for a bar/lounge look? I'm pretty sure they served beer and people smoke cigarette's, so it was kind of like a bar for little kids. The ball pit always smelled of sweat. Not BO but that little kid sweat smell.
When Chuck E. Cheese reopened about 7 years ago I had to check it out. To my disappointment it was nothing like the Chuck E. Cheese of my childhood. It was all light and didn't have that, "this is a little bit scary" feeling to it.

Monday, October 06, 2008

Saturday, September 27, 2008

DINOSAUR BBQ COMING TO TROY!!!!


Rumor has it, Dinosaur BBQ is going to be moving into the Fresno's(on the River) in Troy!!!

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

PETA MEMBERS ARE FUCKING INSANE!


This is one of the most ridiculous crazy ideas I have ever heard.


September 23, 2008

Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, Cofounders

Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc.

Dear Mr. Cohen and Mr. Greenfield,

On behalf of PETA and our more than 2 million members and supporters, I'd like to bring your attention to an innovative new idea from Switzerland that would bring a unique twist to Ben and Jerry's.

Storchen restaurant is set to unveil a menu that includes soups, stews, and sauces made with at least 75 percent breast milk procured from human donors who are paid in exchange for their milk. If Ben and Jerry's replaced the cow's milk in its ice cream with breast milk, your customers-and cows-would reap the benefits.

Using cow's milk for your ice cream is a hazard to your customer's health. Dairy products have been linked to juvenile diabetes, allergies, constipation, obesity, and prostate and ovarian cancer. The late Dr. Benjamin Spock, America's leading authority on child care, spoke out against feeding cow's milk to children, saying it may play a role in anemia, allergies, and juvenile diabetes and in the long term, will set kids up for obesity and heart disease-America's number one cause of death.

Animals will also benefit from the switch to breast milk. Like all mammals, cows only produce milk during and after pregnancy, so to be able to constantly milk them, cows are forcefully impregnated every nine months. After several years of living in filthy conditions and being forced to produce 10 times more milk than they would naturally, their exhausted bodies are turned into hamburgers or ground up for soup.

And of course, the veal industry could not survive without the dairy industry. Because male calves can't produce milk, dairy farmers take them from their mothers immediately after birth and sell them to veal farms, where they endure 14 to17 weeks of torment chained inside a crate so small that they can't even turn around.

The breast is best! Won't you give cows and their babies a break and our health a boost by switching from cow's milk to breast milk in Ben and Jerry's ice cream? Thank you for your consideration.

Sincerely,

Tracy Reiman

Executive Vice President

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

I need a vacation

There are some days where I'd rather be doing this job.
I need a vacation desperately. I miss hanging out with Emma. I feel like I'm missing out on stuff because I only see her maybe 4 hours a day. That's SOOOOOOOOO not right. I can't afford not to work though. I can barely afford things now. Everything has gotten so expensive.

I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours but I think that God's got a sick sense of humor


Travis Barker, DJ AM Expected To Make Full Recoveries Following Plane Crash
Musicians, who suffered second- and third-degree burns, are in 'critical but stable' condition, doctor says.


Travis Barker and DJ AM suffered second- and third-degree burns in Friday night's jet crash, but both are expected to make a full recovery, doctors at the Joseph M. Still Burn Center in Augusta, Georgia, announced in a press conference Sunday morning (September 21).

Barker has burns on his torso and lower body, and AM has burns on a portion of his head and arm, but neither sustained any other injuries from the crash. Both are currently in "critical but stable" condition.

"I think these patients are going to make a full recovery," Dr. Fred Mullins, the Still Center's medical director told reporters. "Anybody who can survive a plane crash is very lucky."

Mullins would not comment on the types of treatment Barker and AM (born Adam Goldstein) were undergoing at the center, nor would he answer a reporter's question about what percentage of their bodies were burned. The two were originally transported to a hospital in Columbia, South Carolina, following the private jet crash that killed four people — including Barker's assistant, Chris "Little Chris" Baker, and security guard, Charles Still — but were then transferred to the Still Center for treatment of what a spokesperson for the facility called "extensive burns."

During the press conference, Mullins also read a statement from Barker's and AM's families.

"The families wish to thank fans all over the world for their prayers and concern. Deepest sympathy is expressed to the loved ones who perished in the crash," the statement read. "As the two recuperate and mourn this loss, privacy for them, their families and friends is requested at this time."

Several of the musicians' friends and family members have released statements reacting to the crash, including Barker's ex-wife Shanna Moakler, Fall Out Boy and Lindsay Lohan.

A spokesperson for the Still Center added in a statement that friends of Barker and AM may show their support by going to the hospital's Web site, Doctors-Hospital.net. Click on "Visitors," then "Email a Patient."

If you'd like more information on the memorial funds set up to benefit Chris Baker's and Charles Still's families, visit the Famous Stars and Straps Web site.


REALLY????????? Thank god DJ AM and Travis Barker were spared!! They have so much more to give the world. I'm wondering if Travis Barker's tattoos burnt off?

Monday, September 15, 2008

Andy Samberg is sort of funny

I think Saturday Night Live is a terrible show but there is an occasional funny skit on it.





LASER CATS-COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS and Hilarious


SPACE OLYMPICS-Makes no sense and that's why I love it!

Young Chuck Norris-WHAT?

Thursday, September 11, 2008

People are stupid

My message for society...

Start taking responsibility for your own actions. Stop being offended by things and start trying to be a human being

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Here's another one...........Drugachussetes



I can taste color!

Titaannica!!


This is hilarious!! Thanks Paul for bringing this to mind!

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Stuff White People like.

If you want to know what white people like click here. I hope Platoon isn't on there because, as a white person, I find it very disturbing and gross.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

RIP African Dwarf Frog and snail


I think you lived a pretty long life for an African Dwarf Frog. You looked like a line. I'm sorry I had to throw you in the garbage and couldn't give you a flaming burial at sea like I did for the frog before you. I'm sure the more dominant African Dwarf frog will miss you.
As for you snail, you were one of the best snails I ever had. The Petsmart people warned me you would reproduce but you never did. You just grew and your shell was sort of weird looking. You did get a little lazy when the tank was overcome with algae but maybe you were starting to get sick at that time. You sort of just disintegrated so I didn't do anything with your body.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Ronnie Dobbs


This was turned into a movie. And I own it for some reason.....

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Scary child video!!


This is SOOOOO scary!! I think I may have watched this when I was a kid.
Maybe that explains it...

Dead Malls


Here's an interesting site about "Dead" Malls. I found it while looking up Mohawk Mall which is now Niskayuna Commons. That was really the only mall I went to as a kid. I remember they had a Woolworth along with an iron on shirt store. The 80's were weird or maybe things seem weird because I was a kid...

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Gross picture of the day


At least Jenna Jamenson is eating something...

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Gather Round

Remember all those weird PBS shows you watched when you were a kid?(if you are between the ages of 27-35). I remember watching "The Letter People" and Becks and I were talking about "Gather Round". I haven't seen this since I've been about 5 years old. The guy sort of looks like a child molester. I wonder if this is why I'm sort of a weird person. Maybe all this 70's crap fucked up kids brains.

Saturday, July 05, 2008

Friday, June 27, 2008

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Shut up Robot!

My computer is talking to me!! Shut the fuck up! Everything I type it says in it's scary computer voice....I might cry soon.

That dumb C*nt, Angelina Jolie, practices beastiality

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Annoying Jessica Simpson wears sort of a cool shirt


I ate a nice and bloody steak today.

Friday, June 13, 2008

Paul Newman has cancer.


I'm sorry Javen, but your favorite film actor and producer of delicious salad dressing and salsa, is going to die.

The Legend



Everyone in Schenectady knows who the Legend is. This must be from his public access show. I think it's his sick attempt to make a anti-drug statement???? I'm not sure but he talks a lot about destroying a piece of garbage who works at Stewarts.

Friday, June 06, 2008

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

I miss my baby!

I'm back to my hell job and I miss Em so much! I'm hoping to win the lottery. It really sucks to only spend about 4 hours a day with your child. I can't believe that anyone would want to leave their child to work. If anyone has any suggestions about how to work at home let me know.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Thursday, April 10, 2008

La Fin Du Monde


Who knew that the end of the world would taste so good and at 9% ABV, make you feel so good too.

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Sunday, March 23, 2008

HAPPY EASTER!


This is the earliest Easter since 1913.

Friday, March 21, 2008

PEEPS


I LOVE Peeps. I have ever since I can remember. I've probably eaten at least 100 so far this year. Because my love of marshmallows, I decided to try to make them. I chose strawberry flavor and I cut them into bunny shapes and rolled them in colored sugar. They taste okay. They taste like the gourmet marshmallows you would buy at a candy shop but they taste nothing like Peeps. Making marshmallows is not worth it. They take a very long time and cost me about $5 to make. I'll stick with $1 Peeps.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Saturday, March 08, 2008

Nosferatu


I'm a huge horror movie fan. I always thought that Nosferatu was one of the scariest looking creatures. I had never seen the movie until the other night. It's from 1922 and is silent. I thought that it would scare the shit out of me, but I have to admit, it wasn't that scary. The vampire was still really freaky though. The only movie that I can remember that really scared me in the past few years was "The Ring". I had to sleep with my light on(at the age of 25!). In our old house we had a really scary well in the basement. It used to freak me out.

Let's let Emma blog...

iuuuuuu uuu,,, nnnnn kmpppp,,,,,,,,,,d4dddgvvvvvqqqqqqqqqq



Hmmmmmm...okay. I'm not sure what that means but she seems really proud of herself.

Monday, March 03, 2008

Hells Angels want Mick Jagger dead.


I found this story kind of funny. The Hells Angels fall off a boat while trying to kill Mick Jagger. It sort of reminded of the TV show "Kinghts of Prosperity", where a group of people plot to rob Mick Jagger.

LONDON — A new British Broadcasting Corp. documentary claims Rolling Stones singer Mick Jagger escaped an assassination plot hatched in 1969 by the Hells Angels.

A program to be broadcast on BBC Radio 4 on Monday says the rock star was the target of the plot following a purported dispute with the motorcycle gang over concert security.

Jagger had vowed not to use Hells Angel members as bouncers following the death in December 1969 of an 18-year-old fan at a notorious free performance at Altamont Speedway in Northern California.

In return, the BBC claimed that gang members hatched a plan to kill Jagger at his holiday home in Long Island, New York.

Tom Mangold, the presenter of the program, was quoted as telling Britain's Sunday Telegraph newspaper that The Hells Angels were so angered by Jagger's treatment of them that they decided to kill him.

He said the men tried to reach Jagger by sea but their boat was hit by a storm and they were thrown overboard and while they all survived, they made no other attempt on his life.

Mangold said the plan was disclosed during an interview with Mark Young, a former FBI officer, for the BBC's "The FBI at 100" documentary.

It was not clear whether Jagger was ever informed of the alleged plot against him.

LD Communications, Jagger's publicists in Britain, did not immediately return calls requesting comment.

The Hells Angels have always denied any connection with the Altamont Speedway killing.

Friday, February 29, 2008

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Monday, February 18, 2008

Trouble loves me

Trouble loves me
Trouble leads me
To things more than you do
Or would attempt to
So console me
Otherwise, hold me
Just when it seems like everything's evened out
And where balance seems serene
Trouble loves me
Walks beside me
To chide me
Not to guide me
It's still much more than you'll do
So console me
Otherwise, hold me
Just when it seems like everything's evened out
And the balance seems serene
See the fool I've been
Still running 'round
On the flesh rampage
Still running 'round
Ready with ready wit
Still running 'round
On the flesh rampage
At your age
Go to Soho, oh
Go to waste in the wrong arms
Still running 'round
Trouble loves me
Seeks and finds me
To charlatanize me
Which is only as it should be
Oh, please fulfill me
Otherwise, kill me
Show me a barrel and watch me scrape it
Faced with the music as always I'll face it
In the half-light
So English....frowning
Then at midnight, I
CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD
A disenchanted taste
Still running 'round
A disenchanted taste
Still running 'round

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Drunk and hot girls

Kayne West never ceases to amuse me.


Kanye West Lyrics
Drunk Hot Girls Lyrics

I love Emma!!!



She gets cuter by the day!! This picture is a month old already! Her baby acne has cleared up and her hair is growing in a little. Maybe I could get her a baby wig while her hair is in that transitional phase. She smiles and laughs and thinks its really funny when she farts or burp. I get so excited about every little thing that she does. It's so amazing that everything is brand new to her. She's experiencing everything for the first time. She grabbed and hit her toy the other day and now she does it all the time. She had no clue that her hand could make things move and then she just discovered it. It's so amazing I can't get over it!!

Sunday, January 13, 2008

NEW MORRISSEY!


That's How People Grow Up. Not his best effort but still worth listening to.



AWWWW SHIT! Mary J, 50 cent and Timberland caught juicin!!



Artists and drugs
Five artists identified in Albany probe join Rambo actor as recent buyers of steroids

First published: Sunday, January 13, 2008

Mary J. Blige, 37
The Bronx native's first album -- "What's the 411?" -- debuted in 1992. Since then Blige has produced seven multiplatinum albums and won six Grammy Awards. In December 2006 Blige won nine Billboard Music Awards for her album "The Breakthrough."

Between August 2005 and January 2007 Blige allegedly received multiple shipments from an Orlando pharmacy of Jentropin, a human growth hormone, and Oxandrolone, an anabolic steroid, in orders sent to her at the Beverly Hills Hotel, MGM Grand in Las Vegas, and Clay Gym in New York City.

At least one of the orders was mailed under the name "Marlo Stanfield," which is the character name of a drug kingpin on the Baltimore-based HBO crime drama "The Wire."

Blige's representative did not respond to a request for comment.

Curtis James Jackson III, 50 Cent, 32
Jackson started dealing drugs at the age of 12 in Queens but an arrest on weapons and drug charges and a sentence in a shock incarceration program led him to abandon the street life and gravitate to a career in rap music. The stage name 50 Cent, Curtis has said, underscores his effort to "change" his life.

Jackson is alleged to have received shipments of steroids at his mansion in Farmington, Conn. in July 2006 an order was mailed to his residence under the name "Michael Jordan" and also at a residence on Oakmont Drive in Los Angeles. Steroids in his name also were mailed to the office of a Long Island chiropractor.

Jackson's representative did not respond to a request for comment.

Timothy Z. Mosley, Timbaland, 35
Mosley was born in Norfolk, Va., and began his musical career in the mid-1990s emerging as a top rap artist. Mosley has become a major record producer and two years ago founded his own label, Mosley's Musical Group. The label's debut, Nelly Furtado's "Promiscuous" featuring Timbaland, reached the top of the song charts.

Mosley allegedly received shipments of human growth hormone and anabolic steroids between October 2005 and September 2006 at his Miami residence and at the office of a Long Island chiropractor.

Mosley could not be reached for comment.

Wyclef Jean, 35
Co-founder of The Fugees. The Haitian-born rapper and Grammy Award-winning musician is a producer and self-described social activist.

Jean splits time between New York City and Haiti, where he has spearheaded humanitarian efforts with stars such as Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.

Prescriptions in Jean's name for human growth hormone and Oxandrolone, an anabolic steroid, were shipped to the office of a Long Island chiropractor in August 2005.

Jean's publicist declined to comment.

Tyler Perry, 38
An award-winning playwright, actor, director and producer. In 2005 Perry wrote, produced and starred in the box office hit, "Diary of a Mad Black Woman." Last fall, his television comedy series "House of Payne" debuted on TBS.

Perry's biography on his Web site touts his rags-to-riches story from being homeless on the streets of New Orleans to now owning a mansion outside Atlanta.

Prescriptions for anabolic steroids and growth hormone were shipped in Perry's name to his business and studio headquarters on Krog Street in Atlanta in 2005 and 2006.

Perry could not be reached for comment.

Sylvester Stallone, 61
Stallone paid a nearly $3,000 fine in Australia in May 2007 to settle criminal drug possession charges after 46 vials of human growth hormone and several vials of testosterone were discovered in his belongings during a customs inspection. Stallone, the chiseled star of the highly successful Rocky and Rambo movies, was in Sydney for a promotional tour. According to the Australian Associated Press, Stallone said he takes human growth hormone regularly because of damaged tendons and thin bones. Stallone has no known connection to the Albany steroids investigation.

Sources: News wire services, Web site biographies, shipping records, confidential sources.

Friday, January 11, 2008