HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Looking at Ashlee Simpson makes me feel violent.

For some reason just looking at a picture of Ashlee Simpson makes me really annoyed and angry. I'm not sure if it's the constant dumb looking smug face that she always makes or the fact that she is just a complete douche. She and her super douchebag fall out boy husband of hers just had a baby and named it Bronx Mowgli or some shit. What a super cool and original thing to do!

Emma's Birthday Party

HAPPY 1st Birthday EMMA!!!!

I can't believe it's been a year since you came into my life. It seems like just yesterday when I was scared of what it was going to be like when you were here and now I can't imagine it any other way. You are the one thing that makes me smile no matter how bad of a mood I'm in. I look forward to watching you grow and teaching you new things. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my girl!

Charley Bit My Finger

Owwwwwwwch.

I'm President Charley

A crackhead going nuts on a train and getting her do-rag ripped off. Good times.......

Animatronic bands scare me.

Remember the animatronic band at Chuck E. Cheese? I remember going under the stage into the "cheese" and hearing the freaky robots above me. You could hear every robotic sounding move they made. Why was Chuck E. Cheese always so dark? Maybe they were trying to go for a bar/lounge look? I'm pretty sure they served beer and people smoke cigarette's, so it was kind of like a bar for little kids. The ball pit always smelled of sweat. Not BO but that little kid sweat smell.
When Chuck E. Cheese reopened about 7 years ago I had to check it out. To my disappointment it was nothing like the Chuck E. Cheese of my childhood. It was all light and didn't have that, "this is a little bit scary" feeling to it.