Wednesday, September 24, 2008

PETA MEMBERS ARE FUCKING INSANE!


This is one of the most ridiculous crazy ideas I have ever heard.


September 23, 2008

Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, Cofounders

Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc.

Dear Mr. Cohen and Mr. Greenfield,

On behalf of PETA and our more than 2 million members and supporters, I'd like to bring your attention to an innovative new idea from Switzerland that would bring a unique twist to Ben and Jerry's.

Storchen restaurant is set to unveil a menu that includes soups, stews, and sauces made with at least 75 percent breast milk procured from human donors who are paid in exchange for their milk. If Ben and Jerry's replaced the cow's milk in its ice cream with breast milk, your customers-and cows-would reap the benefits.

Using cow's milk for your ice cream is a hazard to your customer's health. Dairy products have been linked to juvenile diabetes, allergies, constipation, obesity, and prostate and ovarian cancer. The late Dr. Benjamin Spock, America's leading authority on child care, spoke out against feeding cow's milk to children, saying it may play a role in anemia, allergies, and juvenile diabetes and in the long term, will set kids up for obesity and heart disease-America's number one cause of death.

Animals will also benefit from the switch to breast milk. Like all mammals, cows only produce milk during and after pregnancy, so to be able to constantly milk them, cows are forcefully impregnated every nine months. After several years of living in filthy conditions and being forced to produce 10 times more milk than they would naturally, their exhausted bodies are turned into hamburgers or ground up for soup.

And of course, the veal industry could not survive without the dairy industry. Because male calves can't produce milk, dairy farmers take them from their mothers immediately after birth and sell them to veal farms, where they endure 14 to17 weeks of torment chained inside a crate so small that they can't even turn around.

The breast is best! Won't you give cows and their babies a break and our health a boost by switching from cow's milk to breast milk in Ben and Jerry's ice cream? Thank you for your consideration.

Sincerely,

Tracy Reiman

Executive Vice President

2 comments:

Willie Moe said...

I've been drinking cow's milk for decades and I do not juvenile have diabetes, allergies, prostate or ovarian cancer. The obesity and constipation, I'm pretty sure, are not related.

Anonymous said...

PETA members are fucking stupid. I'm sure that the stupid fuck who wrote this meant it to be "clever". MESSAGE TO PETA: ANIMALS ARE NOT EQUAL TO HUMANS!! The food chain is a natural thing. The lions and tigers you defend kill poor helpless cattle. PETA, are you going to try to stop that from happening? Maybe you should throw red paint on them or dress up like a cow with protest signs. Then, maybe one of those lions can eat a PETA member and the other PETA members, unable to harm animals will be torn to shreds too. I think that would be just great. I'm really rambling now.......