"AT LAST I AM BORN"

At last I am born historians note I am finally born I once used to chase affection withdrawn but now I just sit back and yawn because I am born, born, born "Look at me now from difficult child to spectral hand to Claude Brasseur blah, blah, blah, blah..." At last I am born vulgarians know I am finally born I once thought that time accentuates despair but now I don't actually care because I am born, born, born "Look at me now from difficult child to spectral hand to Claude Brasseur blah, blah, blah, blah..." At last I am born at last I am born living the one, true, free life born I once thought that I had numerous reasons to cry and I did - but I don't anymore because I am born, born, born At last I am born at last I am born it took me a long, long time but now I am born I once was a mess of guilt because of the flesh it's remarkable what you can learn once you are born, born, born born, born, born born, born, born.

Are you white trash?

I know that I've been using the term, "white trash" a lot lately. There is a lot of it around and we all know what it means(Bill you wrote a blog entry about it). Anyway, here is a quiz to take to find out if you are WT. I took it and I'm a negative. Oh yeah, if you watch American Idol. your automatic WT(let's see who get upset at that one).

Hohan continues to be a HO

Start wearing underwear. First off, the public doesn't need to see your snatch. Secondly, your diseased crotch doesn't need to be touching chairs and such. I like werid clothes but really what the fuck is with her biking gloves. She just looks like white trash. Go do some more blow and contract some more STD's.

What would it be like to live in the 1860's? I wouldn't like it because it looks like the shopping sucks.

These pictures were taken during the Civil War 1861-1865. The one above shows president Lincoln visting a battlefield in Maryland. It's really amazing that we have pictures from almost 150 years ago. It's really amazing how much things have changed, even in the past 50 years. Humanity has lived 1000's of years without any technological advances and then suddenly -only in the past 100 years or so, we have cars, computers, tv, and ipods. It's sort of scary the damage we have done only over a few decades. Global warming, nuclear weapons, overpopulation and depletion of resources. Something I find troubling is all the vaccines that they are coming up with. Sure, it's good to not have disease but I feel that if you start vaccinating against everything, people's immune systems are not going to be strong, then when a new disease comes about(which it will) we won't be able to fight it off. I could go on about the troubles of humanity for a long time, but I'm tired and going to bed.

It's so horrifying.

Other post titles:

"Get down girl, go head, get down"
"Why Kate Moss continues to do coke"
"Why the terrorists hate us"
"Jabba LIVES!"
"I'll suck your cock for $1000"
"RRRR"
"Pumps and a bump"
"My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps"
"I can't believe they banned trans fats"
"ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU"
"I start everyday with 3 sausage McGriddle's"
"She's fatter than the dude in PM Dawn"
"Anna Nicole lives"
"What ate Gilbert Grape"

I love Easter!

Easter is my favorite holiday.

I love everything about it. I love the religious part as well as the bunnies and chicks. I especially love the candy. Cadbury Eggs are my favorite.

I spent 3 Easters in London. I was in heaven! There were cadbury eggs everywhere!! McDonald's even had a cadbury egg McFlurry. It was delicious! In England, cadbury is the main chocolate brand. There were huge cadbury eggs, little cadbury eggs and medium cadbury eggs.

A great Easter book is, "The Little Rabbit". I have loved this book for as long as I can remember. Easter is on April 8th this year. Don't forget to go to church on April 1st for Palm Sunday.

DUMMIES SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

The movie, "DEAD SILENCE" which comes out March 16th, looks scary as hell. I would normally think this movie was really stupid, since it's about dolls coming alive but I was terrified of dummies when I was a small child. I remember being in a Toys R Us store and I couldn't even go down the isle that had the dummies in it. If anyone gave me a dummy I would make sure I got rid of it. I didn't want that thing coming alive in my room and killing me, and by the looks of this movie, I'm not the only person who thought this. There is a museum dedicated to ventriloquist's. Scary stuff.