I LOVE MAEBY!

Isn't this the cutest thing? I love her. We got her on November 6, 2004. For some reason I like to get my animals at the Menands Pound. Probably because they freely give away animals without any questions. Well, unlike her older brother, Symon, who was there for over 2 months, little Maeby was only there for one day. She was sitting all proper in her cage. We didn't know if she was cute enough. Were we on drugs? She might be the custest rabbitess little thing ever.

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Morrissey is genius.

Morrissey is a genius. Enough said. If you don't get him, well then you are an ignorant fool.

What just happend?

Don't we look happy? Well, I'm not in this picture. I had just touched Tom's penis moments before. It was horrifying. I got sort of scared. I decided to play it nice so it wouldn't happen again. I really understand that very special epoisode of "Different Strokes" now. And yes, Tom is huge.

HERB sucks.

You know what I don't like? People who promise things and don't follow through. This is the case with my good friend, HERB. He was supposed to go right home after our meal at Brook's BBQ last night and post a comment on my blog. He didn't. I'm sad. I hope HERB feels bad for his actions. 9pm, my foot your ass, HERB This is war!

Despite a Violent Episode of Vomiting, Today Was, as Ice Cube Might Say, A Good Day

After some careful discussion and a call to Bill Shannon, we decided to do nothing I spoke about in my blog earlier today. Instead we decided to travel to Cooperstown to the Ommegang Brewery. We arrived at about 3:45, and soon after, Bill Shannon arrived. We missed the last tour but we were able to join the beer tasting. We enjoyed samples of Witte, Rare Vos, Hennepin, Ommegang and Three Philosophers. Then some other beer that I wasn't really paying attention to because I was busy dipping pretzels into a wonderful Ommegang Horseradish Mustard, which I purchased for $5.50. I also bought a gift set which included 3 lovely Ommegang glasses, and a Rare Vos, Witte and Hennepin. I would recommend this tour, although I didn't even take it. Well, after our adventure at Ommegang we worked up an appetite. We drove a little bit down the road to a wonderful resturant called Brook's BBQ, where I ordered a half chicken. Unfortunately, I think I am slightly sick. I did manage to choke down salad, coleslaw, macaroni salad, chicken, fries, bread and chocolate cream pie but my stomach was feeling the burn. I ruined a chance to go to hip Oneonta bars, and drove back an hour feeling like I was going to die. When I got home I violently vomited. It was hard, but afterwards I ate some pink rabbit peeps and drank some soda and now I think I may be able to start drinking. Despite the sickness, today was a good day.

BEYONCE, GENIUS? I THINK SO

WHOOP THAT
TRICK, BEYONCE!




BEYONCE!! She is just a wonderful writer. Here are some lyrics that I find genius from the likes of Ms. Beyonce, Rowland and Williams, also known as Destiny's Child:

If your status ain't hood
I ain't checkin' for him
Betta be street if he lookin' at me
I need a soldier

I'm not gon compromise my Christianity
(I'm better than that)
You know I'm not gon diss you on the internet
Cause my mama taught me better than that

I shake my jelly at every chance
When I whip with my hips you slip into a trance
I'm hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have
Now let's cut a rug while we scat some jazz

so what you bought a pair of shoes
what now i guess you think i owe you
you dont have to call as much as you do
i'd give em back to be through with you
and so what my momma likes you
what now i guess you think i will too
even if the pope he said he likes you too
i dont really care cause you're a bug a boo


Let Me Help You
Take Off Your Shoes
Untie Your Shoestrings
Take Off Your Cufflinks (Yeah)
What You Want To Eat Boo? (Yeah)
Let Me Feed You
Let Me Run Your Bathwater
Whatever You Desire, I'll Aspire
Sing You A Song
Turn The Game On
I'll Brush Your Hair
Help Put Your Do Rag On
Want A Foot Rub? (Yeah)
You Want A Manicure?
Baby I'm Yours I Want To Cater To You Boy

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Those lyrics blow me away. Jay-Z is one lucky man. Or should we say Beyonce is one lucky woman? With songs like, "Hard Knock Life". I think the talent goes both ways here. My favorite is "Bonnie and Clyde" where they collaborated together.

What should I do today?

So, it's Saturday morning and I'm watching XY workout. For all of you that don't know XY is a music channel for the XY generation. Madonna's, "Music" video is on now. Wouldn't really like it but Ali G is featured in it. Well, anyway, I'm trying to decide what to do this weekend. Don't know wether to go to Montreal. I'm sort of interested in the Hotel called W. Looks funky, but I'm not so sure how close it is to the strip clubs. My other option would be to go to the Lee, MA Prime Outlets or Manchester, VT designer outlets and then a brew pub crawl. Well, this blog entry is really useless but I just wanted to put some funny pictures I found up. ENJOY!!

I WANT TO LOOK LIKE A STAR!

Well, it's Friday night and I just got back from a delicious dinner at Jack's Oyster House in lovely downtown Albany. I dined on a fine cut of filet mignon. Who said, "meat is murder?" Oh wait, that was my favorite artist, Morrissey. Maybe he was right but I sure did enjoy the flavor of murder tonight. Well, that is neither here nor there. What I really would like to discuss in this blog entry is a recent purchase of mine, LIPFUSION. While flipping through the best and most resourceful magazine ever, Star, I stumbled across a favorite lip gloss of the stars. Not only were stars like Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson and Lindsey Hohan using this product, but it also promised plumper, fuller, and smoother lips!! I needed this right away. I mean if it was good enough for Lindsey Hohan then it must be good enough for me!! So I went to the website and saw what were miracle results. I decided to order it, actaully the XL Night Treatment for a mere $50. It did come with a free pink gloss also. I waited almost a week for it to come, dreaming of having whorish lips like Lindsey Hohan. Well, it finally came, I ripped it from the box and smeared it all over my lips. I immediatly felt a tingle....it must be working I thought to myself. I looked in the mirror. My lips did look a little fuller, not as much as a hoped but I was happy with the results. So the conclusion that I must come to about this product is that although it might not make your lips as dick sucking delcious as Lindsey Hohan it does plump slightly. My only gripe about this is the $50 price tag. That's a little crazy.

oh how I want to live in the ghetto

Today at work I recieved a lovely surprise. On my voicemail I got a wonderfun message from a person who didn't realize that they were even leaving it. In the message there is a woman who gets very excited about having a phone. The conversation goes something like this:


Now we got a phone, yo if we don't feel like cookin nothin we can call the resturant and order chicken wings and shit. ( young jeezy in background-YEAH, YEAH) hot wings and shit. I'll get you some soda and me some beer. It'll be the shit. (young jeezy in background again, "YEAH THATS FOOD RIGHT THERE")

Then they began talking about their food stamp card and Walmart. I want to hang out with them. It was almost as good as when my good friend Bill Shannon and myself were standing in front of Broadway Joe's in downtown Albany and saw the coolest man ever walking down the street saying, "In the ghetto, we don't have that shit." It was awsome!

Well, this is my first blog in probably almost 2 years. I'm sort of drunk off Rare Vos which is delicious!! I drank some Brooklyn Fortitude yesterday at the lovely Bombers Burrito Bar in Albany, NY. It is 9.1% alcohol. Let me tell you, after 2 of them bad boys I was wasted!! I even went into CVS and purchased some chocolate hollow rabbits and a chirping chick. It was wild. Well, this isn't the end of TT. You will be seeing more of me and my brillant thoughts in the near future.

Don't forget, I LOVE YOU BILL SHANNON! COME BACK SOON!