Thanks for nothing.

On our bike ride today I asked Javen to find a baby turtle in the swamp for me. He didn't. Wow, you ask a man to do something and it never gets done. Bill would find a baby turtle in a swamp for me.

Pussycat Dolls like to show too much actual "pussy"

I really hate this group. How can it even be a group? It's a contrived stupid something that sucks. They all look like transvestites and are gross. You would think seeing some nippage and camel toe would be hot. Not on these things. Gross!

Don't know who you are but I like your blog.

Check out this blog. I'm not sure where they are from but they look fun. Can someone tell me where they are from? I'm thinking Spain?

BABY BELUGA.

Gosh, baby beluga's are awfully happy.

Sea World is better.

Just some pictures from our trip the the SC Aquarium. It was nice, but Sea World is better. I like to touch things. Here they hand a touch tank. Javen was scared because I accidentaly broke a thing off a sea urchin. OOPS!! I'm sure they grow back. At Sea World I got to touch a string ray, a star fish, and a dolphin! At the SC Aquarium I only got to touch a crab and a sea urchin. Not as cool. The otter was the cutest thing.

Here we go again on our own.

Our relationship continues to blossom into something I can only describe as bizarre. How bizarre. It reminds me of the 90's song by OMC and the scene from "Undeclared", one of the best shows that was taken off television.
Bill and I were on our way to the "Albany Pump Station". They have the best Hefeweizen. Actually, I think the best I have ever tasted, and I've tasted a lot of Hefeweizen.

I will post more as our relationship continues to unfold. I look forward to the fond memories we will have together.

How adorable is this? I want a baby bunny!

Dane Cook knows what drink is and he doesn't like it.

Maybe this is why white people drink juice. Drink is scary!

What the fuck is juice?

The million dollar question, what the fuck is juice? HMMM....listen to Dave Chappelle explain...

Separated at birth?

Oh my god!! He really does look like Mischa!! Nice sunglasses!

Separated at birth?

Separated at birth?

Who has the best booty in Hollywood?

Star Magazine has rated Jessica Alba's behind to be the best in Hollywood. Hmm, it is quite nice. Too bad she is so stupid.

I'll kill you! I'll kill you back!

GOOD TIMES! It's 1 am. I just drove 14 hours back from the deep south. White trash central. It was fun though. I just wanted to share a funny line that I did not hear but Javen did. Since he doesn't blog I have to put it on. At our hotel in Charleston, SC, he heard some commotion in the next room. Some yelling and someone saying, "I'll kill you", and the woman saying, "I'll kill you back". Then I guess she said, "Don't hold my nose". Then he said, "Don't worry I'll throw you in the river and no one will know". I don't know exactly how it went becasue I didn't actually hear it. Well, I'm going to try to unwind after my drive.

What did I just eat?

An adventure. A long drive to the deep south. We left on Saturday. I drove the whole way. I was delerious by the end of the drive. We were driving through NC and saw some sort of police stand off. I will write more about that later. Now, I'm pretty drunk. We are in Charleston, SC. It's pretty nice with a good downtown section. It's the 4th of July so we watched some rockin fireworks. We ate at a place called, "The Noisey Oyster". It was pretty good with $1.99 20 oz beers-not too shabby. I got the flounder sandwich, which was really good. We decided to get oysters which were the happy hour speical for $2.99. What came to us I can only describe in pictures.
I think they just picked this shit from the peer. They had baby barnicles on them. They sort of looked like green rocks. Anyway, the ones that actually opened were good. They were sort of like clams but not so chewy. Sort of tender like. I'm getting tired. Goodnight Y'all!!