Saturday Night Live is painful to watch

I'm watching SNL with Dwight from the "Office". I want to laugh but it's so bad. I haven't even cracked a smile. I could write a funnier show. It needs to be cancelled.

DMX is real-where my dawgs at!

DMX is crazy, yet sort of cool. What you bitches want!! He stole a car at JFK airport-that's real crazy yo! X gonna give it you!

Modest Mouse

The new Modest Mouse album is coming out March 20th. The werid thing about this is that Johnny Marr-formerly of the Smiths-has joined the band. The new song, "Dashboard" is really catchy. Listen to the guitar. Very Smiths like

Lazy Saturday

My head hurts. It starting hurting even before I woke up for the day. I think it's because my jaw is extremely messed up. My head always hurts on the right side, and my jaw locks on my right side. My dentist said it's only going to get worse. YEAH!! I think it's called TMJ and it is not covered by insurance. I could get a mouth gaurd but it's about $600 and who knows if that would even work, not to mention I probably wouldn't wear it because I don't think I could sleep with something like that. I cleaned for about 5 hours today. I really enjoy cleaning-which is sort of weird. I'm going to make some chicken soup(with liver) tomorrow. People think liver is so gross, and it kind of is. But meat is gross too. The only reason i eat liver is because my grandma used to put it in the chicken soup. It's weird because I'm the only one in my family who eats it.

Horny Oyster

If you are ever bored, wondering what to look at on the computer, you can check out this website. It sounds like a porn sight, but it actually has some really funny videos on it.

"The Office"

Weatherman

Remember Noah Francis from Fox news. Well, he was let go for some contract problem but he has a blog. Some of the stuff is sort of funny.(Paul-I know how much you love local newscasters)

It's that time of year again!!

North America tour information - true-to-you.net19 February 2007Morrissey will undertake a 40-date tour of North America beginning 27 April. Venue details and ticket prices will be announced within the next two weeks. Tickets for all concerts will go onsale on the same day.Support for all dates will be Kristeen Young.

BBQ

I love BBQ. The Dinosaur BBQ really made me appreciate it. I can't even come close to replicating any of their recipes but I would like to share a very simple recipe for BBQ pizza(using pork or chicken).

First, take a pork shoulder or a whole chicken and put it in a crock pot on low. Add some Dinosaur BBQ sauce, an onion and some cayenne pepper. Cook for about 13 hours(to make it very tender) Seperate meat from whatever gross stuff it's cooking in. Next, take some pre-made pizza dough(you can find it in the cheese section of the market). Form it into a pizza pan. Cook on 450 degrees for about 10 minutes(to crisp the crust). Take out of the oven and use Dinosaur BBQ sauce as the sauce. Sprinkle cayenne pepper, cut onion and the BBQ chicken or pork and cover with cheese(I like a mix of mozzarella and cheddar cheese). Cook for about 15 more minutes. Then it's done. I actually just ate a piece. Yum!

"If everyone smoke blunts and got high we'd see a world where nobody died"

Nickelback If Everyone Cared Lyrics
From underneath the trees, we watch the sky Confusing stars for satellites I never dreamed that you'd be mine But here we are, we're here tonight Singing Amen I, I'm alive (I'm alive) Singing Amen I, I'm alive [CHORUS] If everyone cared and nobody cried If everyone loved and nobody lied If everyone shared and swallowed their pride Then we'd see the day when nobody died I'm singing Amen I, Amen I, I'm alive Amen I,Amen I, Amen I, I'm alive And in the air the fireflies Our only light in paradise We'll show the world they were wrong And teach them all to sing along Singing Amen I, I'm alive (I'm alive) Singing Amen I, I'm alive [CHORUS (x2)] And as we lie beneath the stars We realize how small we are If they could love like you and me Imagine what the world could be If everyone cared and nobody cried If everyone loved and nobody lied If everyone shared and swallowed their pride Then we'd see the day when nobody died (x2) We'd see the day, we'd see the day When nobody died We'd see the day, we'd see the day When nobody died We'd see the day when nobody died

Wow! My life has changed because of this song. Maybe Mr. Kroeger wrote this song while he was smoking a bong in his swimming pool. Apparently, he also believes that smoking weed and doing "shrooms" will save the world as well. Here is a snippet of an article from "High Times".

Vancouver's tolerance for illegal organic delights has afforded Kroeger the opportunity to experiment with growing mushrooms (Nickelback's first hit single from The State, "Leader of Men," was written under the influence). "You can buy mushroom kits that have spores already in soil cake," he says. "It's moron-proof. Take it home, spray it and put it in the closet. In a week, put a light bulb over the top, plug it in every 12 hours, next thing you know there are beautiful mushrooms growing at an alarming rate. You use a growth hormone on the patty to enhance the fungus. You have to carefully gauge [the strength of] organic 'shrooms. You don't want to wreck your entire day." Recently, when Nickelback hit the road with 3 Doors Down, the bands bonded over bong hits. "I make it a habit to go bong shopping in every town," Kroeger explains. "I love big, beautiful glass bongs. When someone grabs it, takes a pull, then holds it away from themselves, they go, ‘That's gorgeous.' When we head back to Canada, we make sure the radio is on and we get nice and cooked. We do a big smoke session and give the bongs away." Kroeger gave his bong to 3 Doors Down's bassist, Todd Harrell, before crossing back into Canada. "It's a friendly tradition," he says. When he's not stuck on the tour bus or producing local band Default's debut, The Fallout, Kroeger can be found living out his rock star fantasy at home. "I'm lying in my pool on a floating chair with a bong in one hand, telephone in the other," he says, smiling. "I'm listening to Bob Marley and I'm looking up to the sky."

Now, I'm not saying that peace is a bad idea. It's a very unrealistic idea. This world is fucked up but are Nickelback really the people to tell us? This song is so dumb. "If everyone cared and nobody cried"? Crying is a part of human emotion. If you didn't cry you have a problem. Chad Kroeger gives a recipe for eternal life. I'm happy that smoking all that weed has made this wonderful revelation. Who knew eternal life was so easy to get? All me have to do and care and share and no one will die. Pretty sure that this planet whould cease to exisist if no one died.

SHIRTY

If you like shirts with dumb sayings click here. Some are actually sort of funny.

Yep, she's lost it.

Britney Spears shaved her head and got some stupid tattoo's. She really does not look good bald. Not like Sinead O'Connor. She's gone crazy. I guess it just shows that money doesn't buy class. WT all the way!

Jessica Alba is hot.

Danny Tanner would be proud.

David Bowie On Extras - Little Fat Man

Not that bad.

Why do tabloids always talk about how ugly Jennifer Aniston is. I think she's better looking that that skelator Angelina Jolie. Her boobs aren't bad. She's 38. She has a distinct look. Not everyone can have a perfect nose and ridiculous huge lips.

This one's called, "Girls with STD's"

Harry Potter is looking a bit "harry"

This seems a little disturbing to me. First off, this is not a good looking guy. Second, he's only 17. I don't know why he is almost naked but he really should keep his clothes on.

Dick In A Box