Ads vs Reality

Fast food looks really gross. If i saw a commercial for the thing on the right I would never even think about eating fast food.

The members of Hinder should be lined up and shot execution style

Lindsay Hohan is going to hit the wall very soon.

Yep, another nip slip. At least it's not a vagina slip like it normally is. She better do Playboy fast. She really only has a few more years at most. Just look what happened to Britney Spears and Tara Reid.

Jessica Alba is still hot

Many people have said that she's gotten too skinny, but I think she has the perfect body. I used to be nice and slim like her. Unfortunately, I'm not anymore and I'm not going to be that slim anytime soon.

The day I met someone who went to school with Morrissey

Hearing that Morrissey song also reminded me of the time I met some people who went to school with Morrissey. The year was 1999 and my friend and I were in London. We were at this bar next to her apartment. We were drinking hard cider and we were playing songs on the jukebox. I must have chosen a Morrissey song because these guys who were in the bar asked if I liked Morrissey. Apparently, these guys were from Manchester(Morrissey's home town) and were doing construction work in London. They told us that Morrissey was a very strange child and used to carry around a little pink fur purse. They said that kids used to go up to him and demand money and he would open his little fur purse and say, "how much". That's really all there is to the story but it makes me laugh still. It also makes me think of how fun that trip was to London and how much I want to go back.

Rejection is one thing but rejection by a fool is cruel

A great forgotten Morrissey song . I heard it on satellite radio today in my lovely Dodge Avenger rental car. I really wanted an Avenger in the late 90's when they looked like this. The new model is very bulky, but not bad. We'll see how it does on the ride to NYC tomorrow. We'll also see how the Dinosaur BBQ is in NYC.

I don't mind
I don't mind if you forget me
Having learned my lesson
I never left an impression on anyone

So now you send me your hardened 'regards'
When once you'd send me 'Love'
Sincerely I must tell you
Your mild 'best wishes'
They make me suspicious

I don't mind
I don't mind if you forget me
Having learned my lesson
I never left an impression on anyone
The pressure to change, to move on
Was strange
And very strong
So this is why I tell you
I really do understand
BYE BYE

I don't mind if you forget me
No no no no no no no

You can only be strong for so long
It may not eat you but it will beat you
So this is why I tell you
I really don't understand
This time

REJECTION IS ONE THING
BUT REJECTION FROM A FOOL
IS CRUEL
REJECTION IS ONE THING
BUT REJECTION FROM A FOOL
IS CRUEL
And I don't mind if you forget me
I don't mind if you forget me

The Munich Haus is a really good restaurant.

This weekend we went to Cape Cod. On our way to Cape Cod, we stopped in Chicopee MA at a place called the Munich Haus. I was pleasantly surprised when they brought out homemade potato chips with their own dipping sauce. It was still lunch, so we got the lunch menu price which is about 50% cheaper than the dinner price. They have an extensive selection of Schnitzels. I ordered the jaeger schnitzel with a delicious wild mushroom sauce, and the spaetzle. The lunch also came with a choice of soup or salad(I ordered the clam chowder) and a side of red cabbage. Oh yeah, it also came with bread. All this for $8.95. The food was excellent. I would highly recommend this restaurant. The food and price couldn't be any better. Actually, it might be one of the best German restaurants for the price that I've found.
It was a beautiful weekend on the Cape. It wasn't all that warm but there was plenty of sunshine. A very nice relaxing weekend. Two weeks and it will be our second annual trip to Charleston SC. I can't wait. I hope the weather is as nice as it was last year.

People seem to like to google "gay sex"

I don't really get much traffic on my blog. No one is really interested in reading what stupid things cross my mind on a daily basis. But, since I posted the entry about Frankie Goes to Hollywood and linked this picture, I've gotten about 90% more traffic than I normally do. People are perverts.

Hot Chicks With Douchebags

I found this site. It's called hot chicks with douchebags. It's quite true.

The 25 Most Exquisitely Sad Songs in the Whole World

Click here to see what I will probably be downloading and crying to tonight. I thought "The Drugs Don't Work" by the Verve is supposed to be the saddest song ever and it didn't even make this list.

RELAX! Don't do it!

That Bloodhound Gang song has a sample from Frankie Goes to Hollywood's "Relax". I was listening to Relax on the radio the other day, and it's a very dirty song. It's really about gay sex. Here are the lyrics and the banned video: Oh oh
Wee-ell-Now!

Relax don't do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come
Relax don't do it
When you want to come
When you want to come

Relax don't do it
When you want to to go to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come
Relax don't do it
When you want to suck to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come
Come-oh oh oh

But shoot it in the right direction
Make making it your intention-ooh yeah
Live those dreams
Scheme those schemes
Got to hit me
Hit me
Hit me with those laser beams

I'm coming
I'm coming-yeah

Relax don't do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come

Relax don't do it
When you want to suck to it
Relax don't do it (love)
When you want to come
When you want to come
When you want to come
Come-huh

Get it up
The scene of love
Oh feel it

Relax
Higher higher

Hey-
Pray

While we're on the topic of Falco........

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Sie Kommen! She Kommen dich zu holen. Sie werden dich nict finden. Niemand wird dich finden! Du bist bei mir.

Dunford,
I expect that you learn the German version.
I'm also posting the English translation.
Falco was a lone survivor of triplets. He did a duet with Brigitte Nielson He wrote a song about Cindy Crawford and died in a car crash while driving a Mitshubishi Pajero in the Dominican Republic.


German
Jeanny, Jeanny...

[spoken] Newsflash, newsflash...

“Official government reports...” (all in English)

Jeanny, Jeanny...

Jeanny, komm, come on
Steh auf bitte
Du wirst ganz nass
Schon spät, komm
Wir müssen weg hier
Raus aus dem Wald
Verstehst du nicht?

Wo ist dein Schuh
Du hast ihn verloren,
Als ich dir den Weg zeigen musste
Wer hat verloren?
Du, dich?
Ich mich?
Oder... wir uns?

Jeanny, quit livin' on dreams
Jeanny, life is not what it seems
Such a lonely little girl in a cold, cold world
There's someone who needs you
Jeanny, quit livin' on dreams
Jeanny, life is not what it seems
You're lost in the night
Don't wanna struggle and fight
There's someone who needs you

Es ist kalt
Wir müssen weg hier,
Komm.
Dein Lippenstift ist verwischt
Du hast ihn gekauft und
Und ich habe es gesehen
Zuviel Rot auf deinen Lippen
Und du hast gesagt “mach mich nicht an”
Aber du warst durchschaut.
Augen sagen mehr als Worte
Du brauchst mich doch, hmmmh?
Alle wissen, dass wir zusammen sind
Ab heute
Jetzt hör ich sie!

Sie kommen!
Sie kommen dich zu holen.
Sie werden dich nicht finden.
Niemand wird dich finden!
Du bist bei mir.

Jeanny, quit livin' on dreams...

[spoken] Newsflash:
In den letzten Monaten ist die Zahl der vermißten Personen dramatisch angestiegen. Die jüngste Veröffentlichung der lokalen Polizeibehörde berichtet von einem weiteren tragischen Fall. Es handelt sich um ein neunzehnjähriges Mädchen, das zuletzt vor vierzehn Tagen gesehen wurde. Die Polizei schließt die Möglichkeit nicht aus, dass es sich hier um ein Verbrechen handelt.

Jeanny...

Jeanny, quit livin' on dreams...

English
Jeanny, Jeanny...

[spoken] Newsflash, newsflash...

“Official government reports...” (all in English)

Jeanny, Jeanny...

Jeanny, come, come on
Stand up please
You're getting all wet
It's getting late, come
We must leave here
Out of the woods
Don't you understand?

Where is your shoe?
You lost it
When I had to show you the way
Which of us lost?
You, yourself?
I, myself?
Or... we ourselves?

Jeanny, quit livin' on dreams
Jeanny, life is not what it seems
Such a lonely little girl in a cold, cold world
There's someone who needs you
Jeanny quit livin' on dreams
Jeanny, life is not what it seems
You're lost in the night
Don't wanna struggle and fight
There's someone who needs you

It's cold
We must leave here
Come
Your lipstick is smeared
You bought it and
And I saw it
Too much red on your lips
And you said, “Leave me alone”
But I saw right through you
Eyes say more than words
You need me, don't you, hmmmh?
Everyone knows, that we're together
From today,
Now I can hear them, they are coming!

They're coming!
They are coming to get you.
They won't find you.
Nobody will find you!
You're with me.

Jeanny quit livin' on dreams...

[spoken] Newsflash:
In the last months the number of missing persons has dramatically increased. The latest account from the local police reports another tragic case. It is a matter of a nineteen year old girl who was last seen two weeks ago. The police have not excluded the possiblity that a crime has been committed.

Jeanny...

Jeanny, quit livin' on dreams...

That pig is fat.

I like Tracy Morgan. He is actually crazy. I liked when he played Brian Fellows on SNL.

THANK YOU

I need to thank a lovely man for my wonderful new computer(you know who you are ) Thank you. It even has an HD widescreen. Very good choice sir.

This one's for you ECP

Click here to see the Hoff(no, not that Hoff) drunk and eating a hamburger shirtless.

I have forgiven Jesus

One of Morrissey's best songs. Monday humiliation, Tuesday suffocation, Wednesday condescension, Thursday is pathetic, by Friday life has killed me. I can relate.

This guy is really a sick fuck.

I'm all for being weird, but this guy is just a sick fuck. A few months ago I was shopping at the lovely Carousel Mall in Syracuse NY for a present for my friend Jill. Jill's pretty weird, so I get her weird "joke" presents sometimes. Anyway, I went into Spencer's and there was this plush bunny for $1.50. It was called, "Bunnywith gaping butthole mouth", and it had an asshole for a mouth. It was so disturbing I needed to buy it. Needless to say, I didn't give it to Jill. Instead I tortured my good friend Bill with it(please don't throw it out). The so called "artist" who designed this sick thing is Alex Pardee. The butthole bunny isn't the only lovely creation this mental case decided to make. He has a whole line of "Bunnywith".