1982 - Ayds commercial

Yes, this is one of the famous TV commercials for Ayds, a simple diet candy that was supposed to help satisfy your cravings for something sweet long enough to keep you from raiding the fridge and eating higher-calorie items. Unfortunately for the company's marketing department, AIDS was starting to become a name known to the public and, well... Check out the woman's testimony from Schenectady on how Ayds helped her.

Ricky Gervais in an 80's band?

Click here if you would like to see Ricky Gervais in an 80's band called, "Seona Dancing". For all of you who aren't familar with Ricky Gervais, he wrote and starred in the British version of "The Office".

A picture of my parents and I when I was little. We all really loved Bon-Jovi

Funny Pictures

Pinky

This is so cute. Awww, I love when cats go wild. Actually, I just love this guys reaction.

R.I.P Max 1978-2006

Over the Thanksgiving weekend my dog died. It was very sad. I went to Philadelphia with my parents for Thanksgiving and we housed Max at the Burnt Hills Vet. We came back on Sunday night and my father was going to pick him up the next day. That night the vet called and said that Max was having seizures and they didn't think he would make it through the night and they recommended he be put down. My mother hesitated but agreed. I think that if he hadn't gone to the vet he would be still alive. Sure he was deaf, blind and senile but he knew our house and it was probably to much of a shock for him to be somewhere else. Maybe the house kept him alive somehow. Even though he was old and gross I will miss him. It just seems like another thing in my life that is gone. RIP Max-you will be missed.

I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants and if peeing in your pants is cool consider me Miles Davis

This is so disturbing yet hilarious!

Britney Spears is nasty!

Click here to see what I mean.

Now I want to try Absinthe!

I never feel good. I started to read up on why a person would never feel good on the internet. I learned that everyone has tons of parasites in their system and this can lead them to feel run down and sick. I say to my mother that I think I have a parasite. She has been seeing a nutrionist who also feels that everyone has parasites. She gives me Wormwood pills to take. She also gives me pumpkin seeds which are supposed to be good to get rid of parasites. So, I'm looking up Wormwood on the internet and learn that it's a toxic plant that the illegal liqour, Absinthe is made from. It's legal in Portugal. I wish I had tried it when I was there. Well, I guess I will see if it will make me feel better. Probably not, I never feel well.

After the perverted things I put on yesterday, here's some cute baby animals.

OH YES, these are the lyrics to an actual rap song from the early 90's by a member of NWA. WARNING-This is some really sick stuff!

MC Ren Behind The Scenes lyrics

Behind the ScenesNow this is the bitch who made straight A's,but never got a look out of the house back in de dayzand when she was at school she gave people dirty looks,she always carried books and thought me and my friends were crooks,you always see the bitch in her classes,she never wore pants she wore a dress and some glasses,teachers used to brag, she was the teacher's pet,and the nigguz used to brag how much they wanna get her wet,usless to aproach her coz she didn't talk,but you would say fuck it when you saw the bitch walk,ass hanging out by the pound,and that's the reason why niggaz wanted to get her panties down,she kept to herself in the hallways,and never looked at niggaz like all day,and when the last bell rung she was gone,so one day I decided to follow the bitch home,her mother was at work she would'nt get home 'till 6,so it was time for ren to put the bitch in the mix, cuz back in the school it was every nigguz dream,so now it's time to get a closer look behind the scene!all the pimps, the hores, the pulldaggers, the cocksuckers,gave 100$ bill just to seenow I made it to her house but she would'nt let me in yo,so I said fuck it, snuck around to the window,she get into the room and start to undress,now I'm biting on my lips saying damn this bitch is blessed!the doorbell rung, it was the nextdoor neighbor,and he was asking her, could she do him a favour,she grabbed de nigga's hand and took him in the room,and layed on the back as he fucked her with a broom, he said he wanted to go but then she said,she wanted him to eat the pussy so she grabbed his head,and he started eating it like a thanksgiving dinner,he made the bitch come and then he put his dick up in her,she scratched up his back with her claws,but she was screaming so loud he had to gag her with his draws,and after they finished fucking yo the bitch took a shower,to wash off the sweat from the last half hour,the bitch put out some bud and then she started to smoke,took a swig of Jack Daniels and made a few lines of coke,the nigga said shit, gotta go,bcuz this innocent little girl is a ho!YO BEHIND THE SCENES!nobody in .. my neighborhood MiXnow I went back to school the very next day,and I knew that my niggaz won't believe what I had to say,I told them what I saw and nigguz said yeah right,so I told the mothafuckaz to come over there tongiht,now there's 10 real niggaz at her window,waiting to see a ho like at a matinee show they thought that I was lying cuz we waited 1 hour,and when we started to leave the bitch walked out da shower,ass hanging out as she laid on the bed,her bottomlips was hanging and she started fingerbanging,her daddy walked in and started beating her with a belt,the bitch was so hot she made the leather start to melt,but she was liking it,yelling daddy give it to me harder,then he took off all his clothes and start fucking his daughter,my niggaz outside did'nt believe what they would see-some,and when her mama got home, they turned into a threesome,her mama ate the pussy while her daddy doggystyled it,the family prayed together and they also laid together,I could'nt take no more cuz I was too much of a man,so I jumped right thru the window with my dick in my hand,The family didn't mind and kept doing what they was doing,cuz now it was even it was 2 against 2,and 'bout a couple minutes after I was in,all my niggaz jumped in all 10 yo behind the scenes!This is a bitch who did the whole crewyes daddy I love youShe like suckin' on dicks .. and lickin' up nut....and she'll even take a broomstick up the butt!

Sexual Dictionary

tt [adjective]: Extremely dominant 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

DURAN DURAN

Yes, that's right, I'm going to be seeing Duran Duran for the second time at the Palace Theater in Albany. I'm going with my friend Jill, who is also a big dork. I know I'm a little bit young to be a Duran Duran fan(most are now in their 40's) but I have liked them for probably about 13 years. I have all their CD's minus their new ones(they just aren't very good) and I even have a VHS video of them. Sure, Duran Duran may not have meaning or substance to any of their songs but they were fun. Tickets were ridiculously expensive. They were $68 each! They went on sale at 10 am and I know someone who tired to get tickets and 10:18 am and they were sold out!! Pretty good for an old washed up 80's band. Here is an un-edited video for "Girls on Film". WARNING! Contains nudity.

I want to hibernate for the winter.

I really would like to hibernate for about 6 months. I need some peace of mind and rest. Induce a coma(but make sure I don't get brain damage) and let me sleep. I am not looking forward to the holidays. Due to events that have happened over the past couple of years, holidays are just depressing. Speaking of depressing, I was driving home last night and saw a dead cat in the road. I cried and felt sick. On my way to work this morning, the cat was still there, causing me to be sick again. That was someone's pet and they just leave it in the road like a dead squirrel or something. People wouldn't leave a dead dog in the road, why a cat? On my way home from work today it was gone. Maybe the poor owners were looking for their cat and saw it smushed in the road.
I really hate winter. My body is not conditioned for the cold. I know I've lived in the northeast my whole life but I really hate cold and snow! I'm not looking forward to snow. I get very scared driving in it. Especially since I have two completely, dangerously bald tires now. Oh well, here's a picture of a one eyed cat and the video of the Smiths, "Girlfriend in a Coma".

Okay Mr. Penguin. I'm gonna take you to the zoo where you'll meet some nice people, they'll treat you real respectable like.

Just like Billy Madison, I was drunk and seeing penguins. This was the point of the night where you say to yourself, I'm drunk, what the fuck am I doing, and I just need to go to sleep. I don't really remember what was said to the penguin but a guy dressed as a penguin playing pool is pretty funny. Also, making this picture look like a cartoon is pretty funny. I'm getting old. I really don't enjoy going out. I don't know if it's because I'm severely depressed or I'm just anti-social. I'd rather drink alone, watch tv and pass out so to have a short time of peace for my mind. But, I guess if I didn't get out once in a while I wouldn't see a penguin playing pool or be able to make a drunk fool of myself.

1997 was a long time ago.

My brother's friend John(seen here in the middle) sent me this picutre. My brother is on the left. He had just turned 16 in this picture. I had just graduated high school and was on my way to college. I can't believe how long ago that was and how much horrible stuff has happened since. I miss my brother. I miss the innocence I had in 1997. I miss a lot of things that i can't do anything about. Sometimes life sucks. Actually, most of the time it sucks. I can't change it or fix it and that is the most frustrating thing.

My Celebrity Look-alikes

Could this be the oldest living dog?

When people see my dog, Max, they just laugh. He's hardly a dog. My brother likes to say that he died 6 years ago and he is filled with spiders that make him move(my brother is sort of weird). My father found Max in 1995 by the railroad tracks. When we got him he was estimated to be around 9-10 making him over 20 years old now!! He has one tooth and is blind and deaf. He also likes to eat my cat's food. I don't even like to touch him because he makes me break out in hives, probably becasue of his old fur. Maybe I could make money off of him? Actually I looked it up and Max has a long way to go to be crowned, "The oldest living dog" .

Neil Patrick Harris-a great comedic actor!

Who knew Doogie Houser was so funny. I just started to recently watch, "How I Met Your Mother" and really NPH is the only reason I watch it. He was also great in the movie, "Harold and Kumar go to White Castle". Just listening to NPH saying he's tripping balls and wants to go get pussy is priceless!

Hinder- the new Nickelback?

When I first heard this song I thought it was Nickelback. This has to be one of the most shitty, horrible peices of shit I've ever heard. My ears bleed when I hear it. The guys voice sounds like he is taking a dump and the video proves that he looks even more douche bagish than he sounds. Actually, this is worse than Nickelback-there I said it. I can't wait for their next single-"Get Stoned". I'm sure it will be quality like "Lips of an Angel".

Fall Fashion

I love to shop and I love clothes. I try to stay somewhat "in fashion" but so many fashion trends are completly ridiculous. I'm bored so I will review some of the new fall trends.

Leggings/Black tights

My thought on leggings-over already. Lindsey Hohan wore them and some other little teenage sluts with mini skirts but they really are trashy and stupid. Best left in 1990. Black tights on the other hand are timeless. I've worn nothing but black tights since I've been in high school so I'm happy I'm finally back in style.

Chunky Sweaters

I think I like this look. They look so warm for the cold weather. The only problem is they are always shown with tights and heals. What happens when it's -20 below and you are wearing a huge chunky sweater with pants and a coat...you're going to look massive. Also, if you don't do it right, you may look like you stepped out of 1994.

Skinny pants

I am trying to like this look but it's hard. I can't stop thinking early 90's. Plus, in order to wear skinny pants they have to be skinny everywhere-just not at the bottom. This means you have to be skinny as well and have long legs. If you are neither, this look is not for you. And ankle zippers? I've seen pants like this in the store and they are gross. I bought a pair of black skinny pants. Not really digging them and will probably never be seen in public wearing them.

Booties

Only with pants-don't wear with skirts! Most woman have cankles and this is not a good look for those people.


When are they going to come back with crotch pants, butterfly pants, overalls, hypercolor, or skids? I'm waiting for the day. Sitting and waiting. I really don't have a life.

Britpop video of the day-Elastica-

I used to think Elastica were really cool. I loved Justine Frischmann's haircut and I even tried to cut my hair like that once. Let's just say I looked sort of like a little boy. I also tried to play guitar. I took lessons from a russian guy named Constitine(not sure of spelling). He always wanted me to play Green Day. I hated Green Day. I was never very good and my guitar playing days are over because my drunk friend "Beer Dan" took my guitar when I was in college and snaped the neck.

WHO KNEW ST IDES WAS SO POPULAR

After watching these videos I sort of feel cool. I used to drink ST IDES sometimes in college thinking it was pretty pathetic but now that I know that 2Pac, Bigge, Snoop, NWA and some other rappers drink it I feel pretty damn gangsta.

BORAT-This is some funny stuff

Liter is French for give me some fucking cola.

Arrested Development was a good show

Some funny moments of Gob.

old fat man with a big fatty.

This is not a post about my pasty ass...but wtf is going on with my tan lines? Anyway, take a look at the man in the back....what's going on there? I think it must be his hand or something but it does look very funny.

Bill, I really would like you to not blow me off next time I'm in Syracuse. Who works late on friday? Oh yeah, I was working late that's why I was in Syracuse....oh well, maybe next week.

I'm sorry.

Britpop video of the day-Pulp-"Bad Cover Version"

This is not old but it's funny. Even if you don't like Pulp, britpop or England watch this video and you will be amused.

Britpop video of the day-Prodigy-"Wind it up"

I used to really like the Prodigy. I don't know how britpop it is but it's pretty british. Techno pop

Britpop video of the day-Sleeper-"Inbetweener"

I actually saw Sleeper at the Empire State Plaza in 1997. I got to meet the band after the show. They were actually very nice. I'm not all that much into their music but it does fit into the Britpop era very well.

Britpop video of the day-Gene-"Where are they now"

This band actually brings back very fond memories. It was 1999 and I was visiting my friend Jill in London. We got tickets to go see Gene. The concert was good and some guy gave up back stage passes. It was open bar, so my friend and I got pretty drunk. The lead singer, Martin something or other came out. I was pretty drunk at this point. I just remember I licked his face. Yeah, weird I know. I figured what do I have to lose. Nothing!! I got free drink BIATCH!

My opinion only.

I just wanted to say that my thoughts and comments on Nickelback are my views only. I'm not saying that I know about good music or really even listen to it. I mean I listen to Duran Duran. But I really really don't like them. I think my blog will be turning into a music blog where I will express my opinions-and, they are only opinions.

Britpop video of the day-Menswear-"Daydreamer"

This is going to be a new thing of mine. Everyday I'm going to put a britpop video. Like anyone cares but me. Oh well, at least I'm entertained.

I love Brit Pop!!

1995-1999 I loved Brit pop. I don't know if anyone knows what Brit pop is, but I loved it!! I wanted to be british. This caused some problems in high school. When I was in high school it wasn't cool to be weird, or if it was it was only to be weird in a Marilyn Manson type way. Thanks to You Tube, I'm going to post some great brit pop videos of the 90's. Enjoy.

Bloodhound Gang is a good band?

My blog seems to be turning into a music blog...hmmm ideas. Anyway, sitting on the couch with Bill, Javen and Paul, I decided to look up Bloodhound Gang videos. I think they are very clever. I don't think they get enough credit. YES, I LIKE THE BLOODHOUND GANG.

A Morrissey/Killers video montage

Just a quick add on to my previous post on the Killers. They did a cover of Morrissey's, "Why don't you find out for yourself" which was absolutly wonderful. There have been a lot of Smiths/Morrissey covers and most bands really mess them up. The Killers did a very good version. They opened for Morrissey in 2004. I wish I got to see them, istead I got to see Buster Poindexter and some Irish dude who seemed like he should be singing in a pub. Thanks a lot Morrissey. I spent about $400 to go to your concert and you couldn't even provide me with a decent opening act.

The Killers-"When you were Young"

At first, I didn't really like this song all that much but its really growing on me. I love the Killers first album, "Hot Fuss". I think the songs that weren't released as singles are some of the best on the album. It's fun music, not trying to be all Nickelback like. I don't know what I think of Brandon Flowers facial hair though. I think he is an attractive man. I prefer clean shaven but I guess it sort of works on him.

Who's worse? Nickelback or Nelly Furtado? I say it's pretty much equal.

You are so street. It's hard growing up in Canada and being Portuguese. You can really connect with the black youth of America.







OK, so I may have lied a little in my last blog entry. I was drunk and delirious. I think Nickelback is possibly one of the worst bands ever. I hate them in the way I hate Nelly Furtado and her stupid promiscuous sluttiness. Oh yeah, she also has thick legs. Anyway, Bill Shannon said that he sort of likes the one Nickelback song which is linked to my previous blog. They write horrible lyrics and think they actually writing about something important. Anway, here are some
Smiths song lyrics from "The Hand That Rocks the Cradle". Compare to Nickelbacks, "Photograph". I mean what the hell is on Joey's head anyway?


The Smiths-"The Hand That Rocks the Cradle"

Please don't cry
For the ghost and the storm outside
Will not invade this sacred shrine
Nor infiltrate your mind
My life down I shall lie
If the bogey-man should try
To play tricks on your sacred mind
To tease, torment, and tantalise
Wavering shadows loom
A piano plays in an empty room
There'll be blood on the cleaver tonight
And when darknesss lifts and the room is bright
I'll still be by your side
For you are all that matters
And I'll love you to till the day I die
There never need be longing in your eyes
As long as the hand that rocks the cradle is mine
Ceiling shadows shimmy by
And when the wardrobe towers like a beast of prey
There's sadness in your beautiful eyes
Oh, your untouched, unsoiled, wonderous eyes
My life down I shall lie
Should restless spirits try
To play tricks on your sacred mind
I once had a child, and it saved my life
And I never even asked his name
I just looked into his wondrous eyes
And said : "never never never again"
And all too soon I did return
Just like a moth to a flame
So rattle my bones all over the stones
I'm only a beggar-man whom nobody owns
Oh, see how words as old as sin
Fit me like a glove
I'm here and here I'll stay
Together we lie, together we pray
There never need be longing in your eyes
As long as the hand that rocks the cradle is mine
As long as the hand that rocks the cradle is mine
Mine
Climb up on my knee, sonny boy
Although you're only three, sonny boy
You're - you're mine
And your mother she just never knew
Oh, your mother ...
As long ... as long ... as long
I did my best for her
I did my best for her
As long ... as long ... as long as ... as long
I did my best for her
I did my best for her
Oh ...

Nickelback-"Photograph"

Photograph by Nickelback
Look at this photograph
Every time I do it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red
And what the hell is on Joey's head

And this is where I grew up
I think the present owner fixed it up
I never knew we'd ever went without
The second floor is hard for sneaking out

And this is where I went to school
Most of the time had better things to do
Criminal record says I've broke in twice
I must have done it half a dozen times

I wonder if it's too late
Should I go back and try to graduate
Life's better now than it was back then
If I was them I wouldn't let me in
Oh oh oh
Oh god I, I

Every memory of looking out the back door
I had the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it,
time to say it
Goodbye goodbye
Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for

It's hard to say it,
time to say it
Goodbye goodbye

Remember the old arcade
Blew every dollar that we ever made
The cops hated us hanging out
They say somebody went and burned it down

We used to listen to the radio
And sing along with every song we'd know
We said someday we'd find out how it feels
To sing to more than just the steering wheel

Kim's the first girl I kissed
I was so nervous that I nearly missed
She's had a couple of kids since then
I haven't seen her since God knows when
Oh oh oh
Oh god I, I

Every memory of looking out the back door
I have the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it,
time to say it
Goodbye goodbye
Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
It's hard to say it,
time to say it
Goodbye goodbye

I miss that town
I miss the faces
You can't erase
You can't replace it
I miss it now
I can't believe it
So hard to stay
Too hard to leave it

If I could relive those days
I know the one thing that would never change
Every memory of looking out the back door
I have the photo album spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye goodbye
Every memory of walking out the front door
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for
It's hard to say it,
time to say it
Goodbye goodbye

Look at this photograph
Every time I do it makes me laugh
Every time I do it makes me

Nickelback is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!

I think Nickelback may be the best band ever. I mean, Chad Kroeger is so fucking hot!!! All their songs so much different. WOW! They do have talent. I mean, what the hell was on Joey's head? I really want to know. Please Chad, tell me!!! You are so fucking hot and talented!! Nickelback fans know real music.

This is the most disturbing thing ever! WHY GOD, WHY!?!

Pink little Squirrel

On Tuesday I was already to go to Bomber's for Dunfords birthday with Javen and Becks. I drove to the old homestead and got out of the car. Across from the car on the street was a little pink thing which I thought was a dead mouse. As I got closer I saw that it was moving and that it was in fact, a baby squirrel. I took an ALDI circular out of my car and scooped the little thing up. I called Javen and told him to come downstairs. I looked at him and said, "look what I found". He had thought I picked up a dead animal. I told him to call the vet. We called and they said that we had to call a wildlife rescue person and I was given numbers. Needless to say, hours later and a trip to Bomber's Buritto Bar with the squirrel I finally found a place to bring the baby. I guess people are trained to take care of wildlife, but I didn't know how difficult it was to find someone. Javen and I must have called about 20 people!! I hope the little guy is doing well.

Obsessed cats sort of scare Javen.

It's nice to have a loyal animal. It's sort of disturbing to have an obsessed animal. Symon is so obsessed with Javen it's sick. Look at that paw on the shoulder. Mr. Hoff only wishes he had the love of Symon. Too bad Symon turned down Paul's proposal. Sorry!! Symon found his true love in Javen.

Bojanglin and TT go to White Castle

I wanted to go to IKEA. I don't know why, but for some reason I needed to go that day. It was pouring out and about 3 in the afternoon. Javen and I drove to Paramus, NJ about 2.5 hours away. IKEA was huge! They have a lot of cool things but you really need to spend almost a whole day there. Before our trip to IKEA, I looked up the nearest White Castle to Paramus, NJ. About 7 miles away, in Paterson, NJ, was a delicious White Castle. We drove there after IKEA, salivating for the delicious fake meat....YUM! Paterson, NJ was like the armpit of America. Soooo scummy and gross. We decided to go through the drive through since it was sort of a scary neighborhood. We got the sack of burgers, 5 plain and 5 cheese along with onion rings and french fries. At the drive through there was bullet proof glass. I guess people like to rob White Castle. It is pretty good. If I was desperate enough I might rob it. I stuffed burger after burger into my mouth while driving through the ghetto, onions flying all over my car. I was so enthralled with my food that I didn't even pay attention to all the gang members. I really like White Castle. Javen enjoyed it also. I can't say I enjoyed Paterson NJ. New Jersey is weird and G.H.E.T.T.O!!!!!!!

Catskill Game Farm made me cry.

I am tired so I'm not going to write too much, but I just thought I needed to get the word out. About two weeks ago we went to the Catskill Gam Farm. I remembered it from a child. I hadn't been there since I was in second grade. I love animals and I thought it would be fun. It was the most depressing place ever! All the animals looked depressed. There were sheep coughing, birds with broken feet. The lions cage was just pathetic. I actually cried. It's closing in October. I hope the woman who owns it can find these poor animals a good home.